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  1. zaiger

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    2017 Faggot Of The Year

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    EDIT: All fixed, enjoy the LULZ

    We are experiencing some downtime on the wiki. This is due to an issue with the image database. We are downloading all of the images and reuploading them to another server as we speak, but it MIGHT take most of the day, as there are an imperial shitload of images. In the meantime feel free to use the forums and/or come into IRC for updates.
     
  2. Spider-Man

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    Aaww....what happened?
     
  3. zaiger

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  4. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    We should have less images.
     
  5. zaiger

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    We are still missing like 30,000 images.
     
  6. DocEvil

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    change all the images to goatse
     
  7. Rape Train

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    I thought Tablecow and friends suicide bombed the servers.
     
  8. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Bitch talks a big talk, but he can't hack, script or prepare a decent DDOS attack. Plus I don't think he has enough true friends for and organized DDOS

    maybe if the images were cut down to a specific height and width rather than being 100000x100000 just because it met the file limit.
     
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    No, I meant suicide bomb as in running into the server room with a homemade bomb strapped to his chest yelling "DEATH TO ED I WILL DIE FOR MY CAUSE!!!!!!"
     
  10. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Nah, suicide runs are ineffective unless they yell "ALLAHU AHKBAR!!!"
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    They would really love to think they did, despite not knowing what a DDoS is.
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Tablecow and Taekeshit would be too cowardly to bomb ED's servers sacrificing their own lives i am guessing.
    Not to mention nobody knows where they are located, apparently in Switzerland somewhere.
     
  13. DocEvil

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    just a heads up guys Zaiger will not be changing all the images to goatse because he has no sense of humor
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Oh well, Goatse.cz is old.
     
  15. zaiger

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    I won't be changing all the images to Goatse because that is retarded. This isn't 2004. OH HURR DURR PUT UP THE DANCING BABY SO LOL.
     
  16. ExplosiveDiareah

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    And who the fuck is shocked or amused by goatse anymore?
    So what.
    I seen this slut on Xtube who sticks HUGE fucking ass plug toys in her ASSHOLE she can INSERT HER ENTIRE FIST INSIDE HER ASSHOLE

    People who do this shit to their anus end up not being able to shit properly anymore.
     
  17. Trixie

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    this is true...
    anal leakage & smelling like poop is not sexy.

    thus, my asshole has a "one way" sign on it.
     
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  18. DocEvil

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    anal sex is fun and enjoyable

    but with moderation
     
  19. VROOMIE JAY

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    i have anal sex daily
    man you jealous, nazi white aryan trashhh
     
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    yeah im nazi white aryan trash
    lmao

    my name is VROOMIE JAY and I am confused about my sexuality IRL so I come on the interbutts proclaiming about my anal sex life (with another man) so that every1 thinks that im a cool dude IRL

    go into your kitchen VROOMIE open up that cabinet under your sink and you should see a round container labeled 'Bleach' drink it. Do the world a favor and end your degenerate life.
     
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    MY NAME IS VROOMIE JAY
    AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY
    FOR FUCKING WITH MY BOYFRIEND
    AND TOUCHING UP MY BOYFRIEND
    IM A 16 YEAR OLD FAGGOT
    I'M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW GAY I AM
    I AM ALSO JEWISH MY NAME IS VROOMIE JAY EVERYONE

     
  22. VROOMIE JAY

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    haha, u dumb nigger

    back in WW2 black man kicked aryan trash ass in the US army...dumb whitey go shoot yourself in the head like hitler did, LOL
     
  23. DocEvil

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    HITLER???
    HITLER?????
    MODS?????????
     
  24. VROOMIE JAY

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    I'M DOC EVIL​
    MAN, I'M A WEEVIL​

    ZAIGER BANNED MY ASS​
    NOW I DON'T HAVE MOD SASS​
     
  25. DocEvil

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  26. DocEvil

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    and that made no sense what so ever

    but watch that video
     
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    i have a perfectly good vagina....
    why anal?
     
  29. VROOMIE JAY

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    maannn me and u baby have to do some playin some time
     
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    godwin's law in action.