ED, I am disappoint . Seriously.

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by toten adler, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. toten adler

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    Hi. I'd like to start off by mentioning I've never contributed to this site and I never will. Now that your problems are out of the way, lets talk about mine. When the wiki was a dot com I could just type ED into the google and it would show the wiki as the first choice. Nowdays, I have to make like 4 maybe 5 keystrokes before those dumb fucking kikes guess what I'm thinking. encylo .... thankyou.
    You need to improve your shit because quite frankly I refuse to bookmark this site as it fails to fall under any of the categories I've defined in my browser. You need to fix that too.

    Everyone type ED into the google lots of times until it finally understands what it's supposed to do again, this is mostly the fault of getting a chinese domain name, you ignorant owner fucks. USA hate china. Google left. Only you remain. Now shits broken and you don't even care, I bet. typical jews.
    According to darth vader voicebox (setting #5) on youtube "Anonymous" can fix world hunger/overpopulation/banking/religion, but ED cant even rank higher then a talking horse in search engines.

    I may not be able to answer any replies addressing my concerns in a timely fashion, but here are a few canned replies you can mix and match after your own comment.

    • SEO is for fags
    • jews did it
    • the contact us form was where I first met your mother
    • macs dont get virus
     
  2. Lucky

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    lol I always type the entire url in the address bar.
     
  3. Immortal_Cake

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  4. toten adler

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    that's like 20+ keystrokes = fail

    I like my shit quick
     
  5. toten adler

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    plus i only type with two fingers for economy purposes
     
  6. Lucky

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    I refuse to use bookmarks. So I type everything.
     
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    Hey Faggots,

    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
     
  8. Immortal_Cake

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    So... when you look up, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?," you type, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
     
  9. Lucky

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    I just guess until I get it.
     
  10. toten adler

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    you're missing an opening statement, I dont think you can close it like that. wiki markup must be retarded

    I almost clicked like on this post until I realized it wasn't mine. You could do that, like your own posts, and so much more with phpbb you know. If I could describe the xenforo/facebook relationship it would be like a dry fist ramming into a sphincter mercilessly. xenforo is the sphincter.
     
  11. eraserhead

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    totally
     
  12. madh8r

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    This counts as your noob post. The only reason I liked that post btw is because I read your posts as charlie. Anyways delete some cookies bro the old ed will stop showing up.
     
  13. darren

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    I thought it was a swiss domain.
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    ED forums comes up with "Erectile Dysfunction Forums"
    on search engines.
    I use BING go fuck your google bitch ass!
    oh and Erectile Dysfunction is what is affecting most of the users of Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums.
    Oh dear.
     
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    You're ignorant!

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    Just type edf2, click the link, then go click the big banner on the top left.
     
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    @toten adler
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    it's a swiss domain, faggot.
    (not you, darren- you were right)
     
  18. Khanzer

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    You use Bing? wow what a loser :lmao:
     
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    all it tales in google for me is to type e so fuck you
     
  20. hkh

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    TLDR for sure
     
  21. toten adler

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    And? either way it's a third world domain still, and you fail to realize that you misguided heterosexual
     
  22. Dynamic Entry

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    ill have to add this to my big book of shit no one cares about
     
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    i agree with you...
    we should not give a fuck
     
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    None should use bing, it was meant for the subhumanly retarded, and Mac don't get virus because you don't get virus from failing.
     
  25. ExplosiveDiareah

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    You use google? what a real tool loser you are.
    I use DuckDuckGo Dogpile and Bing.
    people who use google ARE FUCKING LOSERS because when it comes to a search engine that has an immortal cookie assigned to all searches you make, has eyes and ears in your Cellphones and soon, your laptops TV's microwaves and fridges, and which has dodgy connections to the CIA whom seems very interested in picking off small time "terrorists" like /b/tards Anonfags and EDiots to make it look like they are "keeping the country safe"
    YOU SHALL LOSE

    And i win because i don't wither and die like all other faggots out there who need there google conveniences to wipe their ass and tell them what they should be doing.
     
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    You know bing use Google results? you are the loser, all the search engine give info to the CIA, well maybe the exception is DDG but only retard use it.
     
  27. Immortal_Cake

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    Anything is better than bing, Yahoo! is cool.
     
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  30. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Google is owned by jews, with jews you allways lose.
    Bing is owned by Microsoft and i don't know about you, but i prefer a company that buttfucks you by making shitty Operating systems and charges money.
    rather than a company that offers free things, but in reality Google is the invading colonials cheating the natives from their lands by offering free pretty beads before invading and taking by force.

    So Khanzer.. YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER
    I know Bing uses Google results, so what, so does Dogpile the difference is you can go looking for images of dead niggers without it being added to your IP's dossier.
    Even worse if you have a Google account it's being assigned to your RL dox.

    Bing just makes google fags butthurt "HRRRRNGH!!!! DURR MICROSOFT MAKING A SURCH ENGIN? DUUUURRRRGH IT'S PROBABLY SHIIIIT LIKE WINDOWS VISTA!!!!"
    and then shit themselves when they find that it's still around because PEOPLE DO USE IT.