Easy way to fuck with devianTARTS

Discussion in 'DeviantART' started by Helix, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. Helix

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    1. Remove whatever bullshit you have in your signature already.
    2. Place a link to the URL "me.deviantart.com", place a generic message next to it like "this person is a piece of shit" "worse person on DA", etc.
    3. Spam comments all over popular deviations.
    4.Sit back and watch the lulz.
     
  2. FacePalmVeteran

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    Old joke is old.
     
  3. Helix

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    I've known about it for years too, just educating the unwashed masses.
     
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    Nhn.
    Well..as long as there's a whole thread dedicated, might as well post other ways to piss off Deviants.

    Like:
    Critique photos, especially shitty ones done by camwhores
    Critique bases that have been raped (i.e. point out lopsided hair etc)
    Find a Kuwairwi Daisu picture and type SUPER KUWAII DESU NE!!! (or variations of) in capslock.
     
  5. TheForRealDeal

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    Don't give asspats
     
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    Getting on DAmn chat, waiting until the mods leave, and linking goatse to everybody is fun too.
     
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    Find a chat with only two people, pop in to see if they're cybering. If it's so, cap that bitch, report.
    If not, see if they bitch at you to GTFO, accuse them of Cybering, see if they flip their shit. Even better if they admit they were.

    It's especially funny if the desc. says private but it's not locked.
     
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    Last time I did that I stumbled in on a cock vore session
    it...discouraged me.
     
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    I was hoping vore was against the rules but clearly not. Disappointed me :(
     
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    Normally any bitching I get from deviants is over critique, which nine times out of ten wasn't an attempt to troll in the first place. Which is sad, specifically when they ask for critique :I
     
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    Silly goose! Deviants don't actually want constructive critique! They think they're great as is and critique is just the modest way of saying that they want asspats.

    "but DesuKuwaiiNeko, ur art is so bootiful already!!!!111 Draw my Oc!" usually.
     
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    ikr found that out the hard way. Out of the 5 years I've been there I have had ONE user accept and actually listen to my critique and that's probably only due to the fact she has watched/been friends with me for those 5 years. The rest either hide it, or flip their shit. I like it most when they flip their shit
     
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    My favorite part is when they yell about how I have nothing/am not as good as them anyway
     
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    I love how saying anything outside of "this drawing is absolutely amazing don't ever improve your work" gets you blocked.
     
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    Really? Haven't you even pretended to be a serious and constructive critic?
     
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    Well, yeah. Most of the people I tried it on get so pissed off at all the things I point out.
     
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    It's ANIME
    I don't have to follow YOUR rules of anatomy

    Only more poorly spelled
     
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    i dnt hav to follw ur ruls of antatomy so fuk of troll
     
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    So they won't even pay some heed to seriouser cat in tweed jacket with suede patches on the elbows?

    Sad sacks of shit...
     
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    About the whole 'trick link' thing: People still fall for that on a regular basis; It's fucking hilarious.
    About 'critique': I have a friend who posts her art on Facebook. On one such occasion, she said in the description, "I would like some opinions on this" so I went ahead and calmly and clearly pointed out the areas that she needed to work on, and even explained why I was saying so. She proceeded to not flip her shit, but pretty much emo-out on me and said at one point, "Critiques make me sad". I wanted to punch her.
     
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    I have a friend like this... I stay away from saying stuff on her art now as When I questioned her proportions she basically said it was properly proportioned and I make things too big...

    I tried posting a critic again recently but... yeah... kind of ignored what i said. http://auronyth.deviantart.com/#/d45soxl <-- can see it there. I just commented and then some idiot went and left a "glowing review!!!1!" of it....
     
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    I just can't believe they seriously think that someone would want to sell that picture.
     
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    Agreeing with the critique thing. Like Kitsune, most of the anger I get from people isn't even an attempt to troll in the first place; I stupidly thought they would like to improve their work a little so I left them a critique. No more of that bullshit.

    Another easy way to piss deviants off: fave and run. I don't know what it is about this that makes people flip their shit. I once had a person come to my page because I favorited something of theirs, and they're like, "DON'T YOU EVER FAVE SOMETHING OF MINE AND NOT SAY SOMETHING. NEXT TIME LEAVE A COMMENT OR DON'T FAVE ANYTHING AT ALL!!!"

    So I made a folder called "I FAVE WITHOUT COMMENTING" and just shoved a buncha shit in there and it's funny watching people get pissed off.

    Also, doing like those old troll accounts used to do, like make a folder called "Worst Art Candidate of 2011" (or whatever year); "I fave trash"; "Deviations that make me want to kill my first born son", etc., and just add a buncha stuff in (usually from those newb artists that still do MS Paint and are 14), and just watch the hatred come in. :D
     
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    However, a lot of people thinks that critique is the same thing as blasting something down. Critique can be value-free discussions about techniques. E.g. the reasons to the sound of The White Stripes is that they used three instruments per song and preferred antiquated recording equipment.
     
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    Well yeah. I just had some idiot get pissed over mine about a week or two ago :,D Never gets old.


    You troll <3
    I think I need such a folder now.
     
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    Who doesn't already have that folder man
    Get with the times
     
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    My favourites are people's profiles that say 'DON'T THANK ME FOR THE FAVE!' and I do it anyways.

    Also I have a few friends who didn't respond to critique by either saying 'I don't want to change it because of 'x'' or 'I don't want to use references because that's cheating' lolwut.

    The latter was frustrating because she had some good moments but she would never listen to me when I tried to help her. She drew anime and she had some good points but her anatomy was horrible and her shading wasn't good either. It was kinda frustrating but she's improved a little. The other just never listened and continued to draw WoW.
     
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    haha same here
     
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    Mother fucker
     
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    Lol I have a friend like that, but she is a good artist, not perfect but at least she want to improve and she have a good beta.