Earliest Memory Thread

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    I remember being bullied in day care over a game of ball.

    What is your first memory?
     
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    My grandfather refused to give me another pickle at the counter, so I got pissed off and knocked the jar off the counter(I threw a tantrum I suppose), leaving a grumbling grandfather to clean up the shards. Thinking on that little memory now, I feel guilty about how I behaved, but back then I felt completely justified. I had to have been around three.

    The thing is, he remembers it too in just about those very details.
     
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    I remember pulling the pans out of a cupboard in the kitchen and hiding it in. Pre kinder, so I guess around 3 or so.
     
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    You made this thread to piss me off.
    Didn't you?
     
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    I remember when the gypsies traded me for a couple of weed's seeds to my current family, I sported a killer a afro then. Good times.




    @oddguy Please, don't be a child, share your jew memories with us.
     
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    Mostly I just remember being a creepy ginger. When I was about 4 or 5, I have a vague memory of walking out to our mailbox to get the mail, and trying to pronounce my last name. Problem was, I was missing my front teeth, so I had a lisp. :D

    Lol.
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    Wow.

    You're lucky they didn't leave you wherever this photo was taken, tie a steak around your neck, and hope a pack of wild dogs ate you.

    You must be pretty happy with how you turned out.
     
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    I remember standing at the top of the stairs teddy in hand looking down and thinking 'Fuck'or some toddler equivelant, as i tumbled down them.

    Guess stair gaurds were no so popular in my house
     
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    My earliest memory involves my older brother playing with these toys
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    I was 2 or 3.
     
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    Getting babysat by a hippie in her late 20s or thereabouts starting when I was about 5. I learned to like the Grateful Dead, tribal music and clove cigs through her, and she was cute for an unbathed hippie as I recall.

    Kinda venturing off-topic here, but if a woman is going to have dreadlocks and wear heavy jewelry, she'd better be at least part black or be a Latina. Otherwise you'll look bad. This hippie was half black as I recall.
     
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    I fucking <3 gummi bears!

    edit,- wait is it gummi bears?
     
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    If you mean these
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    They're from an old show called Tailspin.
     
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    Playing with wooden blocks and chucking them to the wall afterwards.
     
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    Believe it or not ...a Pet's funeral,a little monkey ,in the kinder garden I was going , lol good way to teach you we will die some day lol
     
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    I love Tailspin!

    HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP TAILSPIN
     
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    I'm guessing that happened to you a lot.
     
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    You damn furries and your wishful thinking; it's spelledTalespin.
     
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    What a good thread! It brings back fond memories of my mother, humming me to sleep. I wish I could have known her longer.
     
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    These were the Gummi Bears

     
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    did love those bouncy fucks
     
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    [​IMG]

    Mine is from when I had around two years old, a kinda blurry image of some big, nasty bug, through some bars...which I infer they were the ones of my crib

    Since then, I hate flying/leaping insects, like grasshoppers and moths etc
     
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    My dad yelling at me because I couldn't checkmate him using two bishops.
     
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    Earliest memory is me in my crib and my dad (not known as dad then ) looking down on me with a creepy ass smile , must've been about 2.5
    after that it has to be getting a sand pit mould of a teddy bear and shitting in it when my parents were looking , then cooking them in the play oven :foreveralone:
     
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    i have a twin sister :l and i didn't mean a plastic oven i meant a hole in a wall i called the oven outside
     
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    Then at 3, beating the shit out of u for not synthesizing RNA with the Play-Doh

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    I have a pretty vivid memory of having my finger nails ripped out when I was 2, but I'm pretty sure it's a false memory.
     
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    The earliest memory of everybody here is.
    Being raped as a baby.
    they just don't remember because they repressed it.