E - Peen

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Sqigur, Oct 17, 2011.

  1. Sqigur

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    Who has the biggest ?
    Who usually sucks it ?
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    Don't suck the e-peens
    Don't
    You will inflate the internet with giant e-peens
    We'll all die
     
  3. Sqigur

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    if we inflate it enough it will asplode amirite ?
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  4. Sparkle

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    well duh
     
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    EDF2: Electric Boogaloo
     
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    I have the largest ACTUAL penis on these forums.
     
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    Maybe this was true, if you changed "forums" to "thread", given that all the previous posters have vaginas installed and operating.

    Now you have the 2nd biggest penis in this thread.
     
  8. Sqigur

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    pics 4 proof pls.
     
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    Called your bluff. Sucks to be you.

    Have to get the macro lens and surround yourself with dwarf hookers to make it look bigger.
     
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    Nay I add. For it be' mine crotch privates' that yond defet' thine opponents respective privates.
     
  11. Sqigur

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    where do i find dwarf hookers ?
     
  12. Sqigur

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    i like you
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    They live under rocks, and hang around with short pimps.

    Or pretty much any Irish hooker. They're all fucking leprechauns. Just have to watch out for their green pubes.
     
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    Pics are for ladies only in return for similar pics. However, you can ask gencdo, snaisy, or hkh if you can find any of them, as they can all vouch for it.
     
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    big deal
    I'm kind of
     
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    Rock is bigger then raptor Jesus man
     
  17. Sqigur

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    im a lady but i dont share c:
     
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    then lemme suck yours ok.
     
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    Then fuck off.
     
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    jkjkjkjk
    ily shut up.
    take me now faggot.
     
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    I'm dead serious, post again anywhere on these forums and I will do my best to find you and hurt you.
     
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    ; n; but im a nice girl.
     
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    ok I warned you.
     
  25. Sqigur

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    love you grrrrrrrrrrrrl
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    I can't wait to see the babies you two fucktards produce.

    They're going to have 13 toes on their single foot, 7 fingers on each hand, and live on ED.
     
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    Haiku time.

    check my E-peen out.
    for it is beyond measure.
    real one also big.
     
  28. rst8

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    what weeb thing is that from
     
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    You are obviously not a Dragon Ball Z fan
     
  30. Dynamic Entry

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    thats from DBZ?

    what sorcery is THIS?