E-PEEN THREAD

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Patroclus Rex, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. Patroclus Rex

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    Postcount is visible, whip 'em out.
     
  2. rst8

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    MY Epenis IS SO FUCKING MEATY
     
  3. Negi Springfield

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    I'll pass on this one.
     
  4. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    But... ;_;
     
  5. Beefcake

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    Actually, the correct way to measure your e-peen would be to take the number of likes you have received, and divide that number by your postcount.
     
  6. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I had the biggest E-peen back in EDF2.
     
  7. Negi Springfield

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    Then I'm a six. :D

    Fuck the remainder.
     
  8. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Ironic, since your IRL penis is way smaller than average.
     
  9. Patroclus Rex

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    No, likes/postcount = 38/240 = 0.1583
     
  10. Seku

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    Hold on, I'm doing very complicated math.
    Okay, My I'm 0.10 if we're doing it Beefcake's way.

    However, I still probably have the most likes, and second highest post count on EDF2, and I won't ever let you guys forget it.
     
  11. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    FROM WHAT IVE HEARD, YOU SHOULD GO AHEAD AND ADD THAT REMAINDER ON.
     
  12. CallMeMaggot

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    It's the same, only the way Beefcake says is more intuitive, because in Negi's way, the lower the number, the better

    1/6 = 0.16 = 16%

    Right now, with 247/38 then it is 15.3 % to be precise, not bad
     
  13. zaiger

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    Yes hello.
     
  14. Seku

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    Oh shit.
     
  15. Patroclus Rex

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    Not quite up to my 26.4%.
     
  16. CallMeMaggot

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    No one is up to the power of the pony love
     
  17. robman33

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    ^He was up to the power of pony love^
     
  18. rst8

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    am i 3rd highest?
     
  19. Harpoons

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    You forgot to take yaw into account, you can't work out accurate e-peen length without the proper equations.
     
  20. CallMeMaggot

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    but..but..did he died?

    Yes, son, he died, so still no one...
     
  21. robman33

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    Click the link. As soon as you open it, theres a disclaimer that says its fake. Its like BME, makes you cringe, but in the end its just fancy film making
     
  22. CallMeMaggot

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    Don't take that coward disclaimers as truth...

    http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Mr_Hands

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

    And besides, seeing it, it's obvious that the vid is not fake...unless ILM has been paid a fortune to do some awesome FX and then filmed the whole thing with a crappy recorder, for hard to imagine reasons...
     
  23. robman33

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  24. CallMeMaggot

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    No, he didn't want to die, obviously...so a sick moron, yes
    An hero, no

    The wikipedo article has all the relevant facts

    Now, if you don't want to accept the whole thing because it hurts your tender insides (pun intended), it's ok mate, it's ok...
     
  25. robman33

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  26. robman33

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    Wait, didnt mean to put he last part into the quote. ILL edit it later.
     
  27. zaiger

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    being sodomized by a horse and having your colon obliterated must sting a bit
     
  29. zaiger

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    Have you seen the video? His balls have spikes on them. I have no idea how it happened, but I am willing to bet it is a side effect of having equestrian sex.

    http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Mr._Hands#Mr._Hands.27_Balls
     
  30. $$Trooper

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