Dumbest Facebook Post Ever?

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  1. umkemesik

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    http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/dumbest-facebook-post-ever-170100535.html
     
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    Is it just me or has the News section been really awesome as of late?
     
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    .....and coming in at a close second:

    Screen capped this gem:

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    It's a post by the Brady Campaign to end gun violence saying that a rape/beating can last 30 seconds, but using a firearm in self defense lasts forever.

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    Of course, the Feminist shitstorm came, and the Brady Campaign promptly took it down/DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING.

    Tl;Dr: Anti-gun association says that taking the rape like a big girl > self defense.
     
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    In all fucking seriousness, that Brady Campaign needs to shut the fuck up. That 23 year old med student is forever dead because of her brutal rape. Rapists deserve nothing more than a good lynching. Those who disagree are soft on crime.
     
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    Capital punishment should be inventive because certain criminals don't deserve rights. I support executions where we tie criminals' limbs to rope and drag them behind racing vans. We can call it Death Van Drag Racing. @Flu
     
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    Because @Trixie isn't here to fuck it up with her inanity
     
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    That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. If they are using such a heuristic then rape lasts forever too, it is not only begging for troll remorse, but it's logically indefensible as well. Not to mention that this also validates this position:

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    That clown is not joking, this is actually a serious ethical position!
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    Won't someone please think of the rapists!?

    Why do they deserve to be punished!?


    YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRESSED LIKE A WHORE!!!
     
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    I prefer experimentation my self, we have all these disease like Cancer and HIV/AIDS we could possibly fined possible cures for them by using a fresh supply of test subjects . The convicted would be giving back to the community while being in absolute pain.
     
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    Since your "rights" can be changed, granted, taken away, etc... at any time, I feel it would be more honest to call them "allowances" or "grants."
     
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    Not really. Don't we still need those stupid three numbers at the back of the card?
     
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    A rare instance where feminists had to decide what they hate more: people making light of rape or phallic weaponry.
     
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    lol 30 seconds for a Rape.

    Guns are not the answer. Those sprays that numb your willy and help you last longer are the answer...
     
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    Not sure if that's real or not...
     
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    For her sake, I hope so. Let's hope that most online shops require it, if not, she's shit outta luck.
     
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    What the fuck does that even mean
    Everyone dies once
    ONCE
    TAKE YOUR WEIRD ENGLISH I CHING PSEUDO-PHILOSOPHICAL BULLSHIT
    AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
     
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    take your illiterate faggotry over to the library and read a fucking book, bitch
     
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    Motherfucker, I could physically crush you with my knowledge like The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae attacking a buffet
    Then use you and your limited literary understanding as my new bookmark
     
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    A statement that stupid really tests my credulousness; though Snopes is also known to have a heavy Democratic bias. I'm staying up in the air until we see some proof that the screen caps were 'shopped.
     
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    I just miss you I guess
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