Dumbass 'Artist' Creates Trash Out of Trashed Treasure

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  1. MrGask

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    It would be one thing if this guy had made something worth looking at out of it. This 'sculpture' looks like something kindergartners would make as a class project.
     
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    That's an insult to kindergartners, I've never seen them make anything that shitty. I'd know, just ask The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
     
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    So this guy's getting attention for a piece of shit while other people who actually make nice stuff barely scrape by?

    Art really is about bullshitting to convince people your shit is not shit. Like salespeople but pretentious.
     
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    That's only commercial art (not really art IMNHO). True Art is done by people who feel the need to produce it, and typically garners no paycheck. Nearly all of the people we now consider top artists died destitute, and many of them didn't even get to enjoy periods of relative success why they were alive.
     
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    Ah. Recovering semi-gracefully from an embarrassing thing. I'm fairly certain your balls got knocked together for a moment or two after you realized the comics' worth.
     
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    You....heartless cunt
     
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    Man this would get Daily Deviation on DA!
     
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    I still can't get over how repulsive that thing is.
     
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    Yeah, I've never heard a struggling commercial artist trying to convince themselves that money isn't important before. This guy has made international trivia news for being a complete fuckup and he sure as shit isn't going to get any new business with pictures of that hideous statue everywhere. He's dying inside.

    Like if I tore up a load of money and then shat all over it I could probably sell it to a money-loving celebrity to recoup some of the cost, right?
     
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    Nic is kind of famous for spending wads of money on stupid shit, so he might have some chance (not sure if Cage actually has any money any more though).
     
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    I'm sure I read that he sold a mint condition copy of Action Comics #1 to pay back tax debts.
     
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    Evidence that artists fail at life, no excuses

    But in other news, I think that anybody who reads a comic is american, retarded, or both
     
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    Too comicy; didn't read
     
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    TL;DR, "art"
     
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    In the defense of commercial artists, I know a few who sell their shit to make a living and it's still leagues beyond better than the stuff that hangs in competitive galleries and Guggenheim and shit.

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    As somebody who got a high level English education, I can tell you Virginia Woolf is shit and not nearly half as bright as she fancied herself. The lit prof hard-on for her came from her unrepentant weirdness (a common theme with popular female authors). It's only gotten worse from there. Contemporary stuff is largely pedantic bullshit with post-hoc constructed meanings. I can only assume it's the same in visual art.
     
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    I guess being a grown ass man who papier machés expensive comics is one way to get noticed as an "artist". I certainly never heard of this reject prior to this stupidity. We should inform the aspie-ring artists on Deviantart of this method of gaining notoriety.
     
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    This makes me ill.
    RIP comics :(