Dumb shit that irritates you

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  1. Baka

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    My mom doesn't leave for work until 7:30, but she sets her alarm clock at 5:30 and spends two hours switching it off every 5 minutes
     
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    Everyone is boring

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    That and deconstructionism, FUCK YOU DERRIDA!
     
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    How can one person have so much body hair and such obvs low T?
     
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    Is this better?
    meade skelton swim.
     
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    Is it Kuku?

    If yes than no.

    If no then yes.

    Anything is better than the disease process known as Kurisu
     
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    Hearing babies cry. I hear it on a plane, I hear it in the movie theater, I hear it in the store, it drives me up a wall. The worst part about it is that there's nothing that can be done about it because babies gonna cry.
     
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    #CouchCrew2k15

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    This but with grown people
     
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    Extrovert people who don't get that introvert people need space and don't want to talk voice chat or even write sometimes.
    Yes we have periods where we wanna socialise but most of the time it drains us on energy from a certain point.
     
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    well damn this got derailed fast
     
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    This
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    With Samsung TVs, Game Mode has pretty low input lag (like less than a frame or something), but has reduced chroma resolution (4:2:2). Luckily, there's a PC mode with even less input lag and 4:4:4! :D

    except for the 55KU6300 my parents bought. Game Mode is the same as the rest, but PC mode has TWO FRAMES of lag!!!! So on this fucking model, I have to pick my poison between VHS color and suffering from "wtf I pressed the button but my character didn't dodge" syndrome

    I play mostly on PC nor am even at my parents' house that much now (I'm staying in a dorm over the summer cuz I'm doing on-campus research and classes and my parents refuse to get an apartment for me), but it's STILL fucking gay holy shit
     
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    Just get a gaming laptop you faggot stop with the console faggotry
     
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    Drivers that switch lanes every 30 seconds
     
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    i already have
     
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    Old 4 way intersections where the turn left lane is also the straight ahead lane. It sucks having to wait for traffic on the other side to clear just for the person ahead of you to finally turn left so you can continue down the road.
     
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    People who are under the impression that alternative medicine works, are apparently permitted to blow their insurance-- MY MONEY-- on shit like acupuncture and chiropractic treatments, only drink raw water, believe that sweating is the best way to detox, yet have the audacity to say that the Earth isn't flat, vaccines don't cause autism, and that science is real.
     
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    People who think they're skinny/fat because they must have a slow/fast metabolism

    like no, you're just fat because you eat too much you fat pig
     
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    my lack of an edit button
     
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    Audi drivers. They're a some of the absolute worst on the road, act like entitled man children and it's German over priced engineering.
    They don't know what turn signals are, don't know what speed limits are and totally shit on other drivers on the road showing zero respect for them.
     
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    Even worse are the fast lane crawlers, 95% chance of being a grandpa or a cunt
     
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    pussy niggas don't tag the kuku

    pussy niggas talking behind a niggas back type niggas

    hate to see a nigga improve type hating niggas
     
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    radha = brown nosing and suckin everyones dick here since day 1 headass nigga

    I've been 2 hand dunking on you fools since the womb
    and you're under the rim with my nuts in ya face
     
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    I am sensing some underlying sexual tension here