Duke Nukem: Forever Alone.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    And this is the last reply.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    meh I didnt play duke dukem in years...the last game looks good though
     
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    If you wanna play a real duke nuckem sequel, play Serious Sam second encounter

    still a better game that derp nuckem forever
     
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    I played Duke Nukem forever.
    Don't play it. let your last memory of The Duke be a good one.
     
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    This game doesn't deserve a thread. Reported.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I know it came out like the last summer ,still maybe I will get it when I get bored of MW3
     
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    haha look at this butthurt duke nuckum fantard who cant come to terms that they waited 15 years for a shit game

    look at him
     
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    Duke Nukem Forever Alone?
    Oh that's original.
    totally original, look for things in media such as TV or movies or games, and looks for the words Alone or Forever, and Add Alone to Forever and Forever to Alone, and then lazily paste FA's head over a character.
    It's so creative, like FOREVER Alone in the Dark
     
  13. Baya Rae 4900

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    LOL, that is pretty funny actually.
     
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    yiff fag. baya what.
     
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    forever ALONE and a day.
    Leave brittney FOREVER alone!
     
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    I'm sorry but it was only funny the first time you did it.
     
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    It was NEVER funny, that is my point.
     
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    No, the first one was funny but the rest aren't. You just have terrible taste.
     
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    Look on the bright side, guys. At least the X is the Duke Nukem Forever of Y jokes are finally and brutally oblitherated.
     
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    Unfunny faggots.
    The lot of you.
     
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    I bought the game for 7$ on amazon, it's only half bad.

    Game reviewers are just massive faggots.
     
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    The first and fourth games was pretty good, but the new game on the 360 and whatever other consoles it was on had so much potential, but it totally sucked dick. Like srsly? Central Park was built to seal a gateway to hell? Stupidest fucking story ever. The gameplay also fucking sucked when it came to fighting the enemies, cause you have to burn these small ass fucking veins on them to kill them, and if you dont have anything to light them on fire, your fucked. If you use your health spray cans as flamethrowers your also fucked, that game was a load of shit. The only cool things in it was combining and being able to destroy shit and pick up parts of it.
     
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    Not that this is relevant.
    but i destroyed my copy of Alone in the Dark, no pausing while you look at your inventory, dead end fucking puzzles and fucking aweful controls that are slow and uncomfortable.
    Alone in the Dark is gay assed shitty shithouse shit that does nothing but test your fucking patience.
    A game similar to Alone in the Dark That DIDN'T Suck godamn fucking asslit DICK
    is Alan Wake, it's like somebody decided to make it as a FUCK YOU to Atari.
    it has similar things going on, some dark force posessing people, light destroys them instead of fire, 6 episodic chapters with recaps, and a writer who has a weeks worth of amnesia.