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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by dropdatwat, Feb 10, 2019.
Because you are about as insecure as an anorexic 14 year old girl with daddy issues.
Try fixing your phobias of showers and barbeques
I don't have those phobias
What did you actually do to get there because misreading facial expressions and idioms doesn't sound half as spastic as you having an anxiety attack every time you talk?
Can I ask you what methods you're taking to fixing your life?
Whining on the internet to people with little, quickly diminishing reserves of, or no sympathy for his plight.
stop giving me oy vey ratings
not having friends. that's literally it
He has admitted to lifting his tater tot on a regular basis does that count, He-BREW McLiftmoar?
Sounds like a perfect anti-hero who has a drinking problem. He could team up with Man-a-Bong.
man i had the irrational fear that this was the new TOTN, so i check the front page to calm myself down and
WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN MY FUCKING LIFE HAVE TO GO THIS FUCIVJOEIFJI
go what way
you are dramatizing the shit out of this
no one cares that you are jewish except for that you react this way
I can't be bothered checking but i wouldnt be surprised if you set it yourself
how the fuck would i do that? i don't have wiki sysop
man i can't believe i need fucking facial reconstruction surgery
Everything that happened so far was entirely your fault because you don't know when to shut up.
ik but still
And here you go again
"ik but still"
Still what? If you jumped into a burning building that you were 50ft away from would you blame whoever set the fire?
I'm not just saying all of this because you're the forum punching bag and I want to be a dick
Like actually think about what I'm saying here
Recognize this pattern in behavior and learn how to break it, dumby. Because you're on the brink of entering the real world and there's nobody to help you out there.
Get the Goldstein Deluxe rhinoplasty package.
One nostril sniffs out silver, the other one gold.
It practically pays for itself.
He-Brew. Seriously. Think of the merchandising.
Late to the party as usual Tim.
I've aired the idea before, but apparently Jews ferment poorly.
Perhaps they have some sort of anti-fungal property, but using Hebrews as a base for any alcoholic concoction is fraught with difficulties.
DDW is literally crying about the autistic attention he desperately wants and manufactures.
You need a team of psychologists bro. Seriously.
Start them off with your belief your mother wronged you by not conceiving you at your desired convenience and not getting your wanted birthday.
That should weed out the weak immediately.
How dare you.
Most of the Jews I know are bubbly and the life of the party.....
and as doctors and lawyers very expensive.
@dropdatwat sorry dude I have been busy with shit, I will post pictures of your parents on here within 24 hours to help you out.
actual convo with a suitemate last november:
"you have a switch?"
"you should get one for christmas"
"uh seems kinda expensive"
"no don't worry. i'm gonna imply anything but...cohen"
i never even brought up my last name or being jewish. they only know my last name from the housing portal
i died a little on the inside from that and reignited my caring. i really originally stopped caring in late 2016 or so
NOT THAT THIS COMPLETELY ABSOLVES ME OF BLAME FOR BEING A SPERGLORD
if you are for real
that roommate sounds kind of like a racist in real life
i mean, does that pass for humour with people you don't know
Honestly, there are people that will look at "Cohen." and think
but to let them affect you negatively is letting them win. Sheesh hasn't TV taught you anything?
Most people dont' act like this. However, plenty of Joos tried to force this type of senario upon me by doing something totally fucked up/illegal/wrong and then blaming my reaction on their yarmulke.
Basically that's life kid. Get over it.
People are shit.
do you realize how retarded that is?
Not really, it's pretty much 1/10 of every American Jew whos parents decided
of paying dues to a Synagogue for Hebrew school.