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  1. Immortal_Cake

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    Listen up, you dumbfucks; I found a test that I'm sure would be extremely challenging for you because I got the sweats on my balls from taking the fucking test and scored 95% from it. Bull-fucking-shit, do you see how fucking hard it is? Of course not because I haven't even posted the fucking link!

    http://www.nationaldriverstest.com/

    Take the motherfucking test, you dumb hippie, and maybe you'll be smarter than the average schmuck driver in New York.
     
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    It doesn't even have my fucking city.

    I got 80%
     
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    I don't need to take tests to prove my superior driving ability.
     
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    It said city closest to you.
     
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    i answered three questions
     
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    I don't have a drivers license. I've never even been behind the wheel before... and I got a 40%
     
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    75%. But I already knew I am a good driver.

    WTF, are you 14? Shit. Do your mommy and daddy drive you around or do you mooch off your friends like a true nigger? (Option C: basement-dwelling shut in.) Go get your license you lazy fuck.
     
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    You fucking stupid cunts.

    I don't even live in your shithole of a country, and I got 90%.

    Stick that up your yank arses.

    No wonder you pricks are always shooting each other - none of you have the faintest idea about how the fuck to drive.

    I should have picked Vegas as my home city - they (aside from Florida, possibly) would have to be the worst fucking drivers in the entire US.
     
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    95%, I don't know how I remembered this shit, nobody in damn El Paso fallows traffic laws. It fells like I'm driving to the fucking thunder dome just going two blocks to the store.
     
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    Texas, hands down.
     
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    Just remember - you don't need another hero.

    And if a Jewish cop pulls you over, it's OK to racially vilify him.
     
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    Which part of TX?
     
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    Actually, New York has the worst.
     
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    90% which is funny because i have never driven a car. haha

    which is made more hilarious by the fact i have a really nice car.

    before anyone asks, ive been a drug addict and a drunk up until this year.

    i probably will get a license now.
     
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    I've driven in NYC. Traffic's bad, but the drivers were OK. Drivers in Chicago were pretty shit - cut you off and slam their brakes on.

    Fucking Vegas has arseholes driving around in their own little worlds. Given the number of lanes they've got and the number of cars, traffic's waaaaay more fucked up than it should be.

    Admittedly it's been a few years since I've been there, but I'm guessing not much has changed.
     
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    El Paso, just across the border from Juarez. They moved my entire brigade here to FT. Bliss as shit started popping off with the cartels. Fuck Texas.
     
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    Sounds like your own little slice of Heaven.

    Never got to El Paso. Closest I got was San Antonio.
     
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    Unless you really like Mexicans, I'd stay away.
     
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    This is true for about 90% of Texas. El Paso is a real shithole, it's true (been there once, thankfully no more than that), but I still think the Valley is the asshole of Texas. 99% Mexican down there.

    The drivers suck everywhere in Texas though. I haven't driven enough in other states to give my opinion there, but here in Texas it sucks ass.