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  1. UncleSchomo

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    This is from the same fucktard who said white people or being white should be illegal. What the fuck is Diaz then if he doesn't think he is Hispanic, yet hates his white background? Doesn't this ass-hole have a schedule to follow?
     
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    I don't fucking care what kind of critter he is. Obnoxious is obnoxious.
     
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    And now lesbians. Even though Kim was demonstrated in the past to be primarily interested in men, and didn't show the slightest sign of being open to women. Because why not.
    Also, this whole identity shit is the most retarded thing I'd ever heard. What would even be the point? And way to fucking blow the chance for Not-Asmodea to actually be a secret villain type of character with her own agenda to fulfill. God forbid something interesting happen, or that there be people who don't like Kim in any capacity.

    What is with this trend of so many webcomics being about absolutely nothing, with a whole lot of meaningless waffle? Is this a reflection of the artists trying to draw on personal experience for their comics, and then it turns out that their lives are the most boring shit ever?
     
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    I doubt Diaz experienced a situation with any girl wanting to be intimate with a pretentious, autistic douche bag like himself in a similar situation let alone a party. It's more like he probably saw this in some anime or movie, and is copying that. Diaz barely gets laid through Twitter.

    That 3rd to last panel is awkward as fuck, and almost Dobson levels of bad (those bug eyes don't fit the style of this shitty comic). He really needs to stop the anime bullshit. And fuck Diaz for going for the #Korrasami schtick.
     
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    This is beyond pathetic.

    1) Actually make a fucking good comic you hack.

    2) Stand by your statements or else don't say them in the first place. Actually, stop using Twitter.
     
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    Is this why he temporarily restricted access to his Twitter?
    Ever since he hammered it into his skull that he is somehow part-Cuban/Hispanic, his stance on racial issues has gone out of whack completely.

    Diaz_burned01.

    It is a good thing that Diaz makes a livable income off his Patreon welfare because now it will be a tad harder for him to make it in actual industry.
     
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    Wait, Aaron Diaz thinks he's not white?


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    Jesus Christ look at this pasty ass motherfucker.

    Is he some kind of trans-nigger like that Rachel Dolezal bitch?
     
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    If you check the last page he went on about how he was supposedly half-Hispanic/Cuban/mutant.

    Keep in mind the only reason he backpedaled was because he found out Eisner was a Jew.
     
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    Fucktard thinks the son of poor Jew immigrants got a free ride in life and certainly didn't achieve any milestones.
     
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    You know the white privilege thing is bullshit when people who are obviously white desperately try to pretend they are not.




    Aaron Diaz obviously doesn't know anything about Eisner's life, yet he automatically assumed that because he has light skin, he must have had it easy and hence his accomplishments don't count for anything. Meanwhile Aaron Diaz had to carve his way out of the ghetto with hard work, facing discrimination at every step just because of the color of his skin. :qq:

    Middle-upper class pasty white but 1/16th Cuban lives matter!
     
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    This guy has pale skin, red hair and clear eyes he can't get more white than he already is
     
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    I think part of this whole thing of people feeling white guilt is because they don't understand that white is just a generalized term, same as black. If more people actually got in touch with their roots, and learned about which specific european race(s) they're descended from, then they'd have a culture and history to be vicariously proud of.

    Diaz just needs to learn more about the white side of his family, and then he could maybe be proud of that too.

    Coincidentally, it occurs to me that he may have changed Kim's race to Korean because they are now the new "it" East Asians. The Japanese had the whole getting nuked thing going for them, but now with tensions boiling between North and South Korea, they're much more interesting and relevant. And an sjw could blame the split and tension on the US for interfering with the grorious spread of communism. Plus Korea has been habitually buttfucked(oppressed) by other countries, including Japan, quite often. Not to mention that K-pop is more popular than ever.
    It all comes back to trying to score cool points with the sjws.
     
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    Holy shit I went and made an account to just comment on this, if no one else has already. So I recently found out more about this guy cuz of this thread, so, thank you all. Okay, holy shit this pissed me off for some ungodly reason, i dont know why, but it does.

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    like seriously im kinda confused and unsure why this pisses me off.
    Like im not super duper professional artist but i do have my own webcomic and honestly the least he could do is have his fucking character look up at them instead of the stupid copypaste with colour changes.
     
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    Um...we pointed that out. Actually did you really think we wouldn't notice?

    Also make an intro thread
     
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    Please talk like an human being
     
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    I mean, it probably ticks you off because it's lazy.
    And don't worry, Diaz isn't really a professional artist either.
     
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    He backpaddle so hard, that he can paddle up to Niagara Falls...
     
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    I didn't know Aaron Diaz was trying to top Andrew Dobson for "best way to kill my career."

    He's losing Patreon money with all of the stupid shit he's done on Twitter (He lost $100 worth of support within a month. Gee, I wonder why?). He was actually at $5k 4 months ago, but tweets like these are [slowly] making people see how much of a hack he is with his hypocrisy, terrible writing, and lazy art.

    The Whedon comparison is actually spot-on, and he's almost hitting Wil Wheaton levels of bad if he isn't there already.
     
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    2 lazy to look his twitter. What did he do that made people commenting about his martial art tweets?
     
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    Aaron more or less said MMA is a joke, and he claimed to be a martial arts expert...despite his experience is almost non-existent, and he does jack shit with his so-called "expertise in martial arts." Yup, a scrawny white guy who probably never defended himself let alone did anything out of watching crappy kung-fu dubs & action movies that are hokey and choreographed as fuck thinks he has experience in anything involving fighting and martial arts.

    Aaron Diaz wouldn't last a minute with Brock Lesner, or Ken Shamrock in his prime. I want him to tell a female MMA fighter her style is a joke in a ring.
     
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    Hell, he couldn't last five minutes with Steven Urkel.
     
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    What the fuck.
    What is even the point.
    How do you fuck a comic up so badly. Not even the japs could come up with such a nonsensical plot.
     
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    "B-b-b-but it's okay my Mary Sue has her clothes torn off, showing some kind of cleavage! I'm like you progressive guys because I love Anita and Zoey, remember!? I'm allowed to draw this stuff, not those nasty perverts Masamune Shirow and Frank Miller. Ashley Burch, please notice me, and let me sniff your gloroius panties" - Aaron Diaz trying to defend his pictures of Kim showing her cleavage again.

    That aside, I didn't understand one thing from that panel, and honestly I don't care about understanding it.
     
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    Looks like drug is needed to understand what is going on in that panel.
     
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    I had to re-read the last page and this STILL made no sense. what the fuck.

    this comic is too slow, yet it's too fast to understand.
     
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    Unlike Aqua Teen Hunger Force where drugs helped you appreciate the jokes (at least from the first four seasons), drugs would make this strip even worse.
     
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    Just so you all know, we're not done jumping the rails. Yes sirree, we're flying over several other tracks at this point, and if you look to your left, passengers, you can see a lovely little pond where the ducks like to gather.

    Why is this guy betraying them. I thought they were all on the same team. I mean yeah he's like an archaeologist, and he was interested in uncovering the secrets of the city and stuff, but why would he suddenly think he's reached the end of it all just because he found some documents in Kusanagi's house? Also, if the Dark Science peeps are a bunch of scientists who hoard all the info of the world for themselves, why would he ever do anything to help them? Earlier we saw him giving a lecture about his findings, it seemed like he was interested in telling the whole world whatever secrets he could uncover. Why would he now be in league with people who are all about keeping things in the dark? And what about that weird statue he discovered? Doesn't he want to find out more about that, and what exactly the deal with it is? What about literally everything the plot was building up to until this point? And his little robot, saying weird prophecy-type shit all the time?

    I thought we just established a few pages ago that Kusanagi wasn't a real person. Why are they treating him like a real person again? They literally just saw the tapes saying that he has some korean name. And come to think of it, if Kusanagi was never a real person and just a mascot, why would they ever let Kusanagi "die?" Why wouldn't they just find some other look-alike to fill the Kusanagi role? Diaz could have actually used something like that to play into the idea that Kim's memories are faulty somehow, with a Kusanagi look-alike not being the same Kusanagi she knew, and therefore not recognizing her.

    And what the fuck, what was with that flashback then, where that council was there, and they were talking about Dark Science in the past too? There's no way in hell the city existed back then, so what gives? Is calling it an arrangement just a cover, or is it another retcon? Also, I thought earlier they established that they served as the secret police or whatever for the city.

    >details to fit your theory
    Literally nothing in science works like that. Seems like a pretty dumbass thing to do for what are meant to be a couple of smart people.

    Way to project your amputee fetish onto Kim there, Diaz. And what a lame excuse too, to try and do away with her being his daughter. What the fuck is the point of her new design then, when it so heavily alluded to her father, and made her look so much like him? Was her whole deal with him just pointless?

    Fucking sweet way to show off the action in your comic, by zooming in close in tiny panels, making it so you don't really see anything. And making Balthazar completely incompetent, so that he didn't react at all when Lilith ran around Kim and crossed the 20 foot distance to get to him. He could've shot her like he was threatening, but nah. Gotta have the completely normal human do the "badass" take-down of the sudden baddie, not the over-powered cyborg who just said she's impervious to bullets. Also,
    >be in futuristic world
    >weaponry hasn't advanced from what it is today
    Lame.

    How is she holding that gun in the last panel?

    That doodle seems like a very inappropriate way to illustrate them being surprised about a gun being pointed at them in what is meant to be a serious moment. In a tiny panel, he could've just zoomed in on the girls and draw non-exaggerated surprised expressions for them, and then could've just left the next panel as the reveal for why they came to such a halt.

    This is why it's such a bad idea to write shit on the fly, without an end-goal in mind. Diaz is just floundering like a motherfucker at this point.
    And gotta love the lezbian grrl power, as the two are now the only members of their little group. Plenty of alone time for them to scissor and talk about bullshit, in-between not doing anything. That's the important part of all this, amirite?

    This comic is such a mess.
     
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    So she had a recollection of kicking the ass of one of the seven conspirators. The next page establishes the conspirators as....something to be intimidated by? This is not how you fucking establish conflict. Even fucking Harry Potter didn't have Harry consciously kicking Voldemort's ass and in the next chapter have someone try to tell Harry to beware of Voldemort. How long has this Dark Science arc been going on? Since 2010? Jesus fucking Christ. Can't go a single page without Kimiko having the upper hand.

    Apparently the other bitch just teleported across the room. Either that or Balthazar was so into his monologue that he didn't notice her walking up to him.

    And again, the comic just fails at conflict altogether. Gasp, Balthazar has turned on Kimiko! What could he- oh wait he's down now. Phew! Glad that was resolved in seven panels! I was so worried, the way he had a gun pointed at the people established to be faster and more powerful than him! Yay, Lilith. What an original name.