Dresden cumfuck.

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  1. UncleSchomo

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    https://graphtreon.com/creator/dresdencodak

    In a way it's not a surprise knowing he's one of the top 1000 creators there (A lot of these patreons suck), but it's interesting knowing his supporters are slowly catching onto his bullshit.
     
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  2. Shlomo Bernitz

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    What are these rapid slides around the beginning of each new month? Are his patrons pulling out their initial pledges before Patreon siphons off their dosh?
     
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    yeah, it's a thing that happens often o all artists
    One time I read from an artist complaining that a guy offered 100$, took all the rewards and then went low to 6$
     
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    It's clear Patreon needs some work.
     
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    Don't worry, Aaron will pull it out of the blue in one single page. As the realization dawned upon him. Everything always crammed into one single fucking page, then talking about something else in another.
     
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    What the fuck is even happening anymore.

    Is Kim a man? Why is she suddenly Korean? Korean and Japanese people don't even look all that similar to each other, what's the point of making this racial jump? Are the japs no longer Diaz's ideal waifu? Why is her memory of literally everything so fucked? If they wanted to hide shit from her or whatever, do you really need to ruin her basic concept of all facts? Why the hell is it a video cassette? Also, the brown one doesn't really seem like the type to just say "Dude," so that's kinda weird.
     
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    Last minute retconning of course. Except Aaron's going to pretend he foreshadowed it too.

    Also, the art really resembles Hob, and not in the best way. Look at what passes for Kimiko's hand. Kaito or whatever is the best art on the page.

    Everybody's faces this page: B^o B^| 8^( 8^\
     
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    I get that Diaz is trying to do some social commentary about Japanese citizenship laws, but as was said there's zero foreshadowing and it's not like Japanese and Korean look exactly the same for this to go completely unnoticed until now.

    For that matter, why the fuck isn't she freaking out about her faulty memory? That's fucking worrisome that she's remembering four extra planets that don't exist. At first I thought she was going to put some, "But my perfect robot eyes can spot more planets in the solar system now uwu" bullshit, but no. She just brushes this off for no reason. Especially after it's been confirmed her eyesight's been fucked when it comes to Dark Science. So what the fuck is going on? Why aren't they more alarmed about this?

    Seriously, where the fuck did she names like Orcus and Minerva from? Does she think planets exist between Uranus and Neptune? Is there a planet in the asteroid belt now? Why do the characters not care?!
     
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    what if she can't see things on screens because her eyes perceive things differently to humans. It would explain why she's not freaking out I guess. "who is this grey blob and why are they upset"
     
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    Hey guys whats going on here
     
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    the japanese one is actually korean and I'm not sure what else.
    they like trivia, I guess.
     
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    Do you like anime?
     
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    Among other things, yes. Why?
     
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    Is this supposed to be funny?
     
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    No. Are you?
     
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    I am not in the mood for this....
     
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    Not the first time I was told this. :(
     
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    Ok now this is beyond autistic

    Enough of this shit for today
     
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    I didn't know he was European, explains a lot.
     
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    Does anyone else think Kimiko is gradually getting uglier?
     
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    In effort to ascent to transhumanism, Aaron made her into transman.
     
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    Let's just
    change fucking everything
    because it's easier to work with completely new information than to try and find solutions within the confines of established canon.
    Also, let's toss in a wall with all the names and titles of the main villains. Because that's more interesting, right?
     
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    Not a single one of those characters looks original at all. Fuck, even their names aren't original.
     
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    This is so fucking retarded. Nobody noticed that Kimiko's father was much younger than his supposed age. A man who was a "modern day Tesla" and has his life recorded in history books. But wait, it was aaallllll fake and "Kaito Kusanagi" is just a name made up for a brand like Aunt Jemima. Holy shit Kimiko, how retarded are you? How retarded is everyone?

    And oh goody, a wall with a list of characters that are either the villains or just fallen heroes. I'm sure they'll get half a page painting them to be badasses before it's established how incompetent they really are, diffusing any tension the plot might have.
     
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    "Name one thing he invented."

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    "Everything in the city."
     
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    Would someone tell Aaron that he should stop doing exaggerated, cartoony expressions? He sucks at it.
     
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    What is his designated ethnicity, by the way? I saw the following screencap on /co/ a while ago and to this day I can't figure out whether he was jesting or really believing that he is non-white.

    Aaron_TRUE-n-HONEST-nonwhite.

    This really gives off a "Don't hit me, I have glasses!" vibe, except with oppressed minority upgrade.

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