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  1. slimelurker

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    These updates have been a whole lot of nothing lately.
    Maybe someday Kim will receive the legendary pants to don, once again.
     
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    still gonna collect that patreon money, eh buddy.
     
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    Please do not tell me that this man has been keeping people waiting on their commissions for five fucking years.
     
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    >three to four pages per year for five years
    >working non-stop

    Whatever you fucking Jew. How about that quarter-million kickstarter you successfully ran? You know, the one where you would get paid 250k for 12 pages?

    Fuck you Diaz. Bernie Madoff had more scruples.
     
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    2 days late on when he said he would come off of hiatus, and this is what he delivers.
    Nothing.
    But hey, Kim finally put some clothes on, so I guess that's progress, somehow.
     
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    Too bad that such good technique is poisoned with such Marysueism and faggotry.
     
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    That flex bubble in the middle. "Look how big I artificially created my biceps to be, now they can't get any stronger unless I intentionally upgrade them, man I'm so smart to finitely limit myself". Call me an old-fashioned faggot, but I just hate this "science can make us so much better" thing in stories. It's true, but god damn, no consideration for the very humans that got that science to that point? Just "look how awesome I am now, thanks science". I prefer the hokey "power of humanity" that keeps people going. Mothers lifting cars, kids being clever enough to save their family's lives. A cynic would say that's just evolutionary impulses and drives but fuck, power of humanity is about optimism, not cynicism. Look what we can do. Let's do good with it.

    But no, "Dark Science" is fine too, okay. Very basic seven deadly sin-themed naming, ok yeah, brilliant writing.
     
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    Science behaves like a religion since the industrial era
     
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    I can't even tell what's happening in that cluster fuck of a page/cover. 20 pictures on top of 20 pictures =/= good art. The sad thing is the art still isn't impressive.

    A chameleon would cry if it would have to blend in with that page.
     
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    My god, something remotely interesting has happened. It's a miracle. I'm glad to at least know the shallow bitch didn't just do a heel-turn for Kim.
    And the much more interesting Yvonne has returned, as a Gestapo. Though, I was kind of under the impression the Department of Secrets was its own thing, a cult unassociated with the law. But if they're a part of the city's governing body, why would that one guy have needed to register for a timed license to murder at all? Everybody knows the secret police are above the law, and can do whatever they want. So really, the guy was just being a complete moron, and could've killed Kim then and there. But no, the plot demands for her to live.
     
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    So Aaron has an "assistant" (note: probably a girl he found on Twitter to fuck while they "work together," or some dumb kid thinking he'll go somewhere being Aaron's slave) to make comics at a slow(er) pace. Hopefully ghost artist is getting more pay than Pigbald's underpaid interns over at Penny Arcade.

    Oh, and he said some really retarded shit about Nintendo stealing his "ORIGINAL ZELDA IDEAS" after Link's sister was announced, and was made fun of by Twitter.

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    I hate it when artists put a lot of work on the ghost artist and then get all the fame and glory.

    Give the other artist some credit. It's not hard to do. Cocky dink.
     
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    Especially when these backgrounds get so intricate...
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    As a side note, I'm not particularly fond of this new trend of simply disregarding Kim as completely insane. Kinda seems like a punt to the face to the people who had followed her exploits from the beginning.
     
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    (Oh come on, the last few panels set him up for edits like this).

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    Here's a template.
     
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    Echi 'till I die. All these lolis call me Senpai.

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    Oh shit, waddup

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    Why ain't she got no shoes tho. I just noticed.
    Man her tits got fucking huge in that last panel.
    Why does she have to be the one to sleuth her own insanity? That sounds kind of ass-backwards. Why isn't it her buddies trying to figure this out?
     
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    Because MarySueitus. Instead of making his character have any form of flaws or learn to grow with those flaws would only detract how awesome she is. Plus making the side characters do interesting things to help forward the plot is stupid. It only takes time away from Special Whitetuft McAwesomepants.

    Having flaws makes characters interesting and get this: Relatable. Nobody likes reading about how perfect a main character (or side character) is or how everyone loves them and they can't do no wrong in everything they do because that's not how life works. We all have flaws. Good people can be dicks and bad people can be kind.
     
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    The flaws and traits have to be reasonable too, justifing why the audience should like or hate the character as s/he is. Since the Dragon Age/ME period, I can't think of one Bioware character that didn't make me want to hate them let alone slap them for putting up with their bullshit even with their flaws (maybe one or two Dwarfs because at least they knew they were ass-holes). It's kind of sad knowing Raoh from Fist of the North Star had more development, and is more likable than most of today's characters even when he acted like a generic anime villain.

    Hell, take a look at a lot of strawmen (Carl from Syac, everyone made by Tim Buckley). Strawmen are made to be hated characters with flaws, yet they tend to get more love than the Mary Sues despite their flaws.
     
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    Like every other character in Sonichu?
     
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    Magichan is actually likable, since he's an all-knowing hedgehog forced to put up with a manchild and his abomination's bullshit in every episode.
     
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    So is kimiko a dude now or what
     
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    diaz got a chubby from a muscle lady so now kimiko is a swole chipmunk with a men's hair cut.
     
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    Goddammit, I was all for Yvonne being Kim's enemy now. That was an actually interesting development.
    Now it's gone.
     
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    Wait. I thought Kimiko already knew about the Dark Science symbol? Why is she suddenly acting like this is the first time she's seen/noticed it?
     
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    Because webcomic and Mary Sueitis. You really expected Aaron Diaz to make anything interesting let alone put his Mary Sue in a really crazy, yet exciting [for the audience] situation?
     
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    Months ago, Diaz was making nearly $6k a month to stalk Ashley Burch pick up girls through Twitter Act like a faggot on Twitter make a comic every five months at his own pace.

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    Congratulations, Diaz: You lost more Patreon money than Andrew Dobson lost within 11 months, you fucking moron.
     
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    It's almost like the sheep are starting to wake up. It's too late for Diaz, though. He'll be the last to realize the slow death creeping into DC's bones.