Dresden cumfuck.

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  1. slimelurker

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    No, CWCki seems to be wrong on that front. Pretty organic energy system for her self-made prosthestics, I must observe. Especially considering she invented them on the spot, without much room for planning, trial and error, etc. I wonder if other cyborgs use a similar fuel source, and that it's relatively standard in this world, or if Kim is a unique case, and everybody else has to charge up or something.
    It's really not such a bad idea, but it would be more believable if we knew the process of her building her cybernetics to accept such fuel. Wouldn't this mean that some blood flows through those limbs in order to distribute the glucose, or some other bodily fluid if not blood? Does the fluid get circulated back into her body, or is it absorbed as a part of the process? If not that, surely there must be circuitry throughout her body so the prosthestics can get clear access at the fuel, which is probably more likely considering she can just plug shit into her back. I wonder what would happen if one of her limbs had some sort of complication, and starting short-circuiting or what-not. Could it cause her heart to stop/have an attack? Would it give her brain seizures? Actually, since she's able to plug herself in, does that mean her body can accept multiple sources of energy, such as standard electrical charging? How do the organic parts of her body react to that, if they're also working to make enough glucose to power her limbs?
    I'm fascinated but the comic sadly offers no details. UnU
     
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    More importantly, how does she shit out the waste?
     
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    It's just so he can have the old as dirt animu cliche of a cute character who overeats.

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    was it ever explained why are her speech bubbles so strange? (the little tail of the speech bubble is all curvy)
    cause for me this evokes a creaky voice, or perhaps a quiet and unsure voice. But idk maybe she's supposed to have a creepy voice.

    She must take some epic shits. All those sandwiches and pancakes aren't made out of just digestible stuff. And I doubt she can digest stuff so fast that it immediatelly changes into energy and she doesn't have huge gross bloated belly after eating all this. And just chewing and swallowing all this food has to be extremelly time consuming. Not to mention when she has to cook for herself. It's just stupid.

    UGH if she has some specific needs to fuel her prostheses why doesn't she just pop some energy pills/bars? (like Jensen in Deus Ex: Human Revolution?) Why complicate it with food? (like slimelurker points out)
     
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    I'd say @bobmalarky answered it already:

    She can eat a lot and be cute and not like the other girls in media who eat salads, she can be all edgy and eat more than a Roman emperor would, and of course she won't get bloated, nauseous or fat! Her prostheses take care of all that!

    Yes, I go with the 'small girl eating irrealistically lot is kawaii!' thing, too. So trying to see the physical and anatomical sense is pointless.
     
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    If you have a fetish for prosthetic limbs and androgenous Tumblrinas, why not just make the character a fucking android so they also don't cry like a little bitch all the time?
     
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    I love how Diaz's self-insert has hair.
     
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    Kim went full-blown chipmunk in that one panel.
    Hooray for heel-face-turns with characters.
    Oddly enough though Vonnie continues to be the best character in this mess. But did her outfit change? It seems that it's covering more of her breasts now, while before there was ample bottom-boobage.
     
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    There's no fucking personality, there's the problem.
     
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    She looks like a boy with tits.
     
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    Hahah Aaron went on his usual procrastination schtick and he still rushed the page out.

    1419176530242.

    Well at least he can make fun of himself.

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    Wow, things must have been really bad if she spontaneously lost half her body right there.

    No, I'm not talking about the arms and legs. Well, maybe in addition to those.

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    Can we have this in the OP?
     
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    Wow. That ego is something to behold.
    What a fucking cockschmeer. Can he seriously not see the flaws in his own work? Even if he misses the major stuff, can he seriously not see little mistakes? I mean I knew he was kinda prideful, but I didn't think he was that full of himself. Does he think he's hit his peak, and that there's nothing left to worry about except how long he takes to finish a page? Does he really think that's his only problem?

    I am actually angry. Would it kill him to practice at least a little humility? Fuck this high and mighty act, I happen to think I'm dandy at comics too, but even I know I have miles to go before I've earned any bragging rights. Even if he wasn't an asshat who took an unreasonably long time to update, how could he possibly think there's ever an endgame for artists? Isn't that the sort of attitude that can lead to stagnation and even regression?
     
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    I can't even get my comics right and that ego is irritable
     
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    There's NO motion in between the last two panels, no lines, no blurs, no indication that they were swiped away, just a floating hat. How are they both pulled back if Kimi barely has a grip on her shoulder?

    What a piece of trash.
     
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    I'm really mad about that close up of that eye.
     
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    kimiko is looking less and less like her original concept with every page. fuck she looks ugly in the latest comic.
     
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    Kimi used to be at least fappable, if suffering from a horrific characterization. Now she looks like a Chipmunk/Monkey thing. A chipmonkey.

    Fuck Diaz, lern 2 art. And that's coming from MY faggot ass.
     
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    Does this mean that Kimiko is the protagonist of Electronic Super Joy?
     
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    Nice excuse to barely put any art into it, making a journalist page.
     
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    Anybody else notice his idea of "blatant propaganda and lies" looks exactly like the websites he's been white-knighting for?

    Self-awareness level: Full Dobtard.
     
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    Hey Diaz!

    Guess which writer you might want to take tips from in order to appeal to your young adult audience?

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    But really, Rowling captures and criticizes the essence of yellow journalism better than Diaz, because she's undoubtedly experienced more actual examples in a year than Diaz ever has in his entire life.

    No doubt Rowling's writing on discrimination would also prove better than Diaz's predictably shallow attempt.
     
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    HOLY FUCK, look at her head in the first panel, JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT, it's way too big, and doesn't look placed right either, if anything it looks like it was copy-pasted on from another picture. How the fuck did he allow such a horrific anatomy error to pass?
     
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    I can't really nag on that first panel since it's supposed to be like that on purpose. That said, the panel is a copy and paste from the last panel here.

    You guys want to know what webcomic does wonderful annotations in between chapter breaks though? Blindsprings.
     
  24. theprestoncritic

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    It's meant to be that way, as a way of poking at how clickbait websites and tabloid magazines do this sort of thing in real life, photoshopping images in order to spin a story.

    Still transparent how this is basically super low effort, and especially egregious that $4K a month in Patreon resulted in this.
     
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    Diaz has basically no time to waste with his comic, as he updates so rarely he needs to get across as much information as possible per update, and keep the story moving

    and he wastes his time
    with a non-update just showing how Kim is being villainized. Something that literally could've been conveyed with a passing glance at some pile of newspapers.

    Are you fucking retarded, Diaz?
     
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    I'd pay good money to hold this faggot down and shit on his face at a convention. Before being gassed of course.
     
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    Here's another non-update:
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    I wonder what this act holds in store for us? Shall we start getting some answers to the prompted questions? Will Kim learn some valuable life lessons? Will the leader of the cultists have his backstory explained in-depth, so we might understand his motivations? Shall it be a chapter of character development, as they reflect on themselves and their actions? Or will it be more of the same bullshit of a lackluster story presented as if it were an epic while going to no pains to actually give it the development and time it needs? Only time may tell.
     
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    Naming your chapter after the Divine Comedy does not make you an artist.
     
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    Using italian words doesn't make you an artist either.
     
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    Vonnie continues to be the most interesting character. I'd love to see her join the villains and possibly beat the shit out of Kim.
    For some reason I really don't like how the fat man's(fuck his name) drawn. There's just something... off about him. And he tilts like a motherfucker, as if his head is the heaviest part of his body. Maybe it's the way he's being shaded? Actually now that I look at it, they're both suffering from fairly soft shading, considering their lighting situation. Much darker, more dramatic shadows would've been well-placed, and Diaz was off to a good start in the first few panels. A shame he went back to the softer style for the rest of it.

    Kind of like this whole comic, really. Promising ideas and settings, and then he mucks it all up by going back to what he's used to and staying in his comfort zone. Armchair dramatic writing, if you would.