If you're a flesh and blood monster like me, and over 20-- chances are your life has failed miserably, and the inspiration that was once your childhood has backfired. You're fucked. Before you became the abject failure that you are - the only tangible thing you ever successfully produced being a suicide note - what did you want to be? What were your aspirations? For me, I always wanted to be a "bad guy." I grew up watching horror films, I idolized the heels of wrestling, I even watched old episodes of the Morton Downey Jr show. I liked how these guys were famous for being antagonist dickheads. I wanted to be Downey and Springer - I STILL WANT TO BE DOWNEY AND SPRINGER. I want to host a trash TV show. But, realistically, I'll probably have to settle for being a carnival barker and youtube "celebrity." It's a bad, hard life.