Dream Magic

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Dr. Rice, Dec 24, 2012.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums
A very friendly community
  1. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    I want to perform an experiment and anyone willing to participate is welcome.

    While I am not doing the entire list of procedures with this (as it includes specific rituals that idk what they are and fasting), doing enough the ritual results in the manifestation of unusual dreams, with a very high rate of dreams happening after the given chant.

    So the chant is: "You say your incantations at the time of conversation, and the accident of sleep happens." And then you ask a question you wish to know about yourself, such as "who is my true love" or "what is my destiny?" etc. If you meet someone in your dream who refers to him or herself as "your perfect self" ask that person the same question and he/she will tell you the answer.

    Once I figure out what these exact rituals are, I will update this thread.

    So post results to talk about this. And this isn't just a way for me to come into your dreams to rape your anus.
     
  2. FlamingTofuSquare

    FlamingTofuSquare
    Expand Collapse
    Dramatis Personæ

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2012
    Messages:
    5,624
    Occupation:
    retired werebelushiologist

    As if any more reason was needed. :GAYHAND:
     
  3. minty

    minty
    Expand Collapse
    toymaker

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    7,819
    i'd be willing to participate, so long as you can tolerate my insomnia and be patient with it
     
  4. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    I will be patient
     
  5. minty

    minty
    Expand Collapse
    toymaker

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    7,819
    sometimes i can't sleep for half a week... it's pretty fuckin' gay
     
  6. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    I think the remedy is drinking more rum
     
  7. Harpoons

    Harpoons
    Expand Collapse
    Fissure of Man

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,582
    This sounds super legit.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    37,961
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    You should go out and buy some incense, Rice.
     
  9. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    There is nothing quite legit as dream magic that is acceptable to practice by 13th century Islamic scholars.
     
  10. Weezus Christ

    Weezus Christ
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Savior

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    8,923
    Occupation:
    breakfast mummy
    Home Page:
    i have some incredibly strange stories about shared dream experiences.

    it DOES work. im convinced of it.

    unfortunately, like most true forms of magic it seems to be out of my direct control and happens on its own.
     
  11. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    Do you have any idea on how to share dream experiences? I've heard some drug does this if people do it and then fall asleep close to one another.

    Also, regarding magic. Have you noticed your abilities to receive magic in the world have increased in days leading up to dec 21st?
     
  12. MeinEye

    MeinEye
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2012
    Messages:
    79
    Science is not magic. If someone shares a simliar thought/dream/experience, that's not mystical, it's called the individual most likely read or watched the same tv show as you and was influenced in his own way by it. Hence why they can have a dream and it can have similarities.

    About 20 million volumes of information are in everyone's mind so it's not magical it's called chemistry and understanding how the mind works.
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Weezus Christ

    Weezus Christ
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Savior

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    8,923
    Occupation:
    breakfast mummy
    Home Page:
    WHOS A FAGGOT??????
    WHOS A FAGGOT????
    WHOS THE LITTLE FAGGOT?!?!?!

    [​IMG]

    THATS RIGHT YOURE A FAGGOT!!!!!
    YOURE DADDY'S LITTLE FAGGOT!!!!
     
  14. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    I never said it was magic, though I am treating this similar to how one collects evidence by using willing people to experiment with a chant that invokes unusual dreams with a very high rate of success with a dream happening. If you don't consider this as an unusual empirical observation, then you really don't care about "science" or the progress of knowledge.

    You mean like tests in humans predicting events (10 seconds in the future) done in Germany that after the evidence was observed, have the scientists involved suggesting that 1) Time flows backwards; 2) Humans evolved their brains to process this flow of time backwards as a beneficial means of increasing the chances of reproduction. That is sure some rational conclusions based on evidence that depends on those 3% results in the experiment are not statistical errors.

    All I am doing is arguing that Ibn Khaldun and I believe there is something more to this chant than it is a cool parlor trick because "THE BRAIN IS SO COMPLICATED SO IF WEIRD THINGS HAPPEN, WE SHOULD JUST IGNORE ANY CONFLICTING EVIDENCE!" Such reactions are a disservice so science.
     
  15. Weezus Christ

    Weezus Christ
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Savior

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    8,923
    Occupation:
    breakfast mummy
    Home Page:
    i know it involves being completely and irreparably insane.

    other than that im clueless but it does work.

    and unlike the meinfag wrote, no tv shows or other forms of stimuli were present.
    in fact we werent even in the same house or speaking for a week or two prior.

    i was a complete skeptic and my friend is FUCKING BATSHIT so i had him explain what he saw.

    he managed to do so down to the smallest detail. this was with no help or suggestions from myself.

    thats the third time he's done so and a a few others have done this as well.


    it may sound tongue in cheek but i assure you the method to doing such things involves losing all touch with reality.
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    37,961
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
     
  17. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibn_Khaldun



    Eat cocks and die
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    37,961
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
  19. TheBrickBalls

    TheBrickBalls
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    2,071
    Occupation:
    Gay Nigger
    Home Page:
    Ye[​IMG]s Bay[​IMG]a, Islamic scholars did[​IMG], in fact, exist. Ther[​IMG]e were man[​IMG]y of them during the golde[​IMG]n age of the Isla[​IMG]mic [​IMG]Empire. They, along with [​IMG]the Byzantine Romans, did the[​IMG]ir fair share of pres[​IMG]erving the clas[​IMG]sics of the Ancient Gree[​IMG]ks and Ro[​IMG]mans, particularly the Gr[​IMG]eeks. They, alo[​IMG]ng with the Indians, were instr[​IMG]umental in the development of mathematics, such a[​IMG]s the ever-pervas[​IMG]ive algebra(developed by Al Kwar[​IMG]izmi, and exported their num[​IMG]eric system(which was deriv[​IMG]ed from the Indian num[​IMG]eric system.)

    Althou[​IMG]gh, it's safe to say that you[​IMG]r tribe of worthless sand nig[​IMG]gers never contr[​IMG]ibuted to this golde[​IMG]n age of advance[​IMG]ment of thought. They only fu[​IMG]cked their goat her[​IMG]ds in obscurity.
     
  20. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    37,961
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    Hahahahaha. You're a dying breed, homosexual. I want you to remember that.
     
  21. TheBrickBalls

    TheBrickBalls
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    2,071
    Occupation:
    Gay Nigger
    Home Page:
    Rea[​IMG]d the p[​IMG]ost, sand nig[​IMG]ger.
     
  22. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    And you are a dying breed too. The most prepared to take over humanity when civilization collapses, such as due to a severe solar flare, is all those Nazi neo-volk communities that exist everywhere. They have guns, water, power, shelter, military discipline, etc. what do your sand niggers have? Nothing. Enjoy the rise of Homo Galactica since your kind (especially you) won't live to see it.
     
  23. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    37,961
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    I'm not a "sand nigger," you dumb fucking retard. Also, I'm aware of the future. More so than you.
     
  24. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    Sure you are sand nigger.
     
  25. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    37,961
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    :picard:

    Fucking autistics.
     
  26. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    Whatever sand nigger, enjoy fucking goats and unexpected (well not really) death via drone strikes.
     
  27. TheBrickBalls

    TheBrickBalls
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    2,071
    Occupation:
    Gay Nigger
    Home Page:
    The Member Formerly Known As Baya, you're a sand nigger, as well as a pedophile.

    Bitch about this evidence of your pedophilia all you want, because it's never going away.

    [​IMG]