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  1. VX

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    Nope.
     
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    Oh, I was thinking of the Age of Strife. Well I'm sorry I'm not as big of a geek as you.
     
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    Your geek cred is seriously lacking. If you don't remember fluff, you'll remember crunch. When did CSM have a fuckload of options?
     
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    Second Edition.
     
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    Now, Eldar or Dark Eldar. I have to find some of the most flamboyant members when it comes to gheyity. Who could it be?
     
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    Closet or Flaming?
     
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    Both.
     
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    Should I make Moon Man Primarch with his own Space Marine legion?
     
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    Do it.
    So wood elfs You can chose only one
     
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    Damn it.
     
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    Certainly no one can deny that Craftworlders are total fags. As for DEldar, they're sort of homo in that they are Eldar, but the whole "I must murderrapetorture to live" thing makes them much more menacing that the average ponce.
     
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    I like the idea. You're probably halfway there in that the typical Astartes is a bald white guy. I'm thinking Dark Angel white robes, but with hoods.
     
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    3e had a bit more than 2, but you're alright, considering that you're Nurgle and all.
     
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    KKK hooded Space Marines sound fucking great.
     
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    That arent the Redemptionist cult?
     
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    I like the Idea, do we get figures we can buy?
    I would like to play the Necrons, there is nothing better than ancient, undead, immortal, egyptianesque Killer robots.
     
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    Well, maybe as an auxiliary unit.
     
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    Just make the chapter work or associate with the cult, and make the moonman as a chapter master / chaplain.
     
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    I got bored and made a thing, I posted it on EDfb, but I know not all of you are over there, so fuck it.

    It's Mekboy Mohammed!
     

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    Redemptionists are interesting. They strike me as a Medieval peasant pogrom against the mutant and psyker. Given that they only really flourish on hive worlds, few if any Redemptionists have ever seen xenos or daemons, so their persecution is limited to heretics. Meaning, of course, anyone who isn't a Redemptionist who they can get away with burning at the pyre.
    As in standard 40k minis? GW's detractors are correct in that it can be expensive to assemble an army, but they're wrong when they say GW's models suck. All things considered, they're pretty much the best minis in mass production. People can and do get knockoff Chinaman minis for less, but the quality does suffer.

    Necrons are easily my favorite faction, even if Newcrons are dog shit next to Oldcrons.
    Originally, the Necrons were unthinking, omnicidal killbots existing only to harvest all life, from humans to bacteria, to feed their Star Gods, the C'tan. The C'tan were immensely powerful "star vampires" given form with necrodermis, and easily as powerful as the Chaos Gods. Basically Terminators, except Schwarzenegger is going to feed your constituent molecules to an essentially incorporeal entity after he kills you.
    Fifth Edition brought the Newcrons, essentially metal mummies in space. Most are capable of independent thought, and are split along political lines into dynasties led by Lords, Overlords, and Phaerons. The C'tan were shattered into shards following the War in Heaven, and most shards remain prisoners of the Necrons.
    All told, I say it's a huge net loss, but Necrons are still great.
     
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    In some form yes, but now the Star Gods are just the Necron's pokemon for the rest of eternity if they so happen to not be the Void Dragon.

    Ever heard of the theory that the AM could be worshipping the Void Dragon who is actually their beloved Omnissiah?
     
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    I am sceptic , because in a lot of books machines with spirit machine are retreated as friendly or warm for humanity and necrons are retreated as cold and harmful. But all this could be imperial propaganda.
     
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    They were worshiping the Void Dragon itself, imprisoned on Mars by E-money, until the retcon. Now they're worshiping a decent chunk of it, a freed shard.
    It feeds on them via their mechanical implants.
     
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    It basically is propaganda. If a machine gains to much Abominable Intelligence, the AdMech just tells everyone it has a strong machine spirit, like with Land Raiders. Machine spirits are also how they prevent anyone else from researching xenos tech; xenos necessarily have corrupted the machine spirit for a machine to work at all, and only the AdMech is qualified to look at it.
     
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    Are you sure about it? So why any inquisitor or Space Marine doesn't went to public. And Big E was in the time at least to see a spirit machines so why he didn't stop it?
     
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    Nobody crosses the AdMech because they can't afford to. Even the Emperor couldn't; they need the AdMech. You know how the Aquila has one eye open, one eye closed? It's the twin empires of Terra and Mars.
     
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    I don't know the lore still too empty to make a conclusion. But I still believe in men of gold.
     
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    As do we all. If you want to learn the fluff, there is only one place to go.
    http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warhammer_40,000
     
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    No the only way is waste time read all 40k related made by gw. But like tech-priest we look at summaries and take conclusions.
     
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    The AdMec has the Imperium by the balls, if they get shitty and stop making stuff, the Inquisition, Imperial Guard and the Space Marines are all fucked.

    They have to give into the demands of the AdMec because the consequences of not doing so are too great.