Dramaticahammer 40k

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Warpdust Addict, Sep 24, 2015.

  1. Dr. Bill

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    To bad Necron in fluff aren't scary anymore.
     
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  3. Macho Man

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    IT IS AS THOUGH A THOUSAND MOUTHS CRY OUT IN PAIN!
    RIP in peace Necrons, it was fun while it lasted. :(
     
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    You can be the old necrons from the point of fluff.
     
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    Orks, as they fight everything. Even each other, which is what everyone does on this forum.
     
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    If this logic we are going to be dark eldars. We like fuck everyone specially ourselves.
     
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    That's more of a Vermin thing.
     
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    No, everyone hates them. And we have ours bdsm enthusiasms.
     
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    What kind of Guns would the Orcs use? Please share your wisdom with us.
     
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    Not him but I have a little history for this subject.
    Imagine a Ork(copyrighted orc for Gw) and a Rock, and the greenman need a gun, so what he does?
    He just think the rock is a rocket lancher, and now the rock shot rockets because the ork belive in it.
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    Most Orks use guns they've looted off the bodies of enemies they've killed. Or guns that were thrown away because they were damaged to the point of not working any more.

    Ork technology works, because the Orks as a whole believe it does. For example, Orks believe that painting a vehicle red will make it go faster, so it does.

    Orks can use things that no longer work simply because they believe it works. It sounds overpowered, but you cant just hand an Ork a cardboard box and tell them it's a nuke, because it's not believable.

    People who have scavenged an Orks gun are disappointed to find that, not only does it not work when they try to use it, but when they open it up to find out what's wrong with it, a lot of times the inside with just have random bits and pieces inside it.

    The belief system doesn't work if only one Ork believes, it has to be at least an entire clan of them that believe it.
     
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    No, that's not believable, it wouldn't work, it has to have an explanation for how it works using Ork logic.
     
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    Unlike @turbogook 's firearm belief system, which works fine with him being the only faggot who's stupid enough to believe it.
     
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    The Astartes are as close as we get to good guys, and they fight for theocratic fascism. That's "good guy" for some of us, but not many.
    There are a lot of similarities, but ultimately they are Romans. Note the 1984 Newspeak on Macragge, written in Latin.
    BITCHES FOR THULSA DOOM
    Any and every weeb.
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    He was too far beyond humanity to relate to them. Some of the results were similar to autism, but you are still dumbfuck Nurgle. Read a book, nigger.
     
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    LOL, he was autistic as fuck. You need to stop sucking an autistic's dick, dude.
     
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    The best army in their glory days.
    Newcrons can suck a fucking dick. I will still kill Matt Ward for Necrons 5e, mark my words.
    The WAAAGH!!!! gestalt field.
     
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    The New Man was an autist? Says more about you than anyone.
     
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    Hey, sometimes the new methods aren't always the smartest route. In the 40K universe this was realised when their robots rebelled against them and ushered in the Dark Age of Technology. You fucking tool.
     
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    It's called scrap code, fool. It's easier for Chaos to fuck with AI than a living mind. It's like you don't know shit about the fluff.
     
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    The DAoT was Man's golden age. Even Emps couldn't replicate it. Confirmed for fluff scrub.
     
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    How does that refute anything I wrote, shit for brains? You fucking mongoloid.
     
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    It kind of refutes everything. Shouldn't you be squatting in Melbourne at this hour?
     
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    The fact that you think the DAoT was a setback says all we need to know.
     
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    You're behaving irrationally, almost woman-esque. You need to calm your tits.
     
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    Tell me what the DAoT was and try not to sound like the Lexicanum because we all know that's what you're googling.
     
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    I handle it angrily. That's pretty goddamn well imo.
     
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    Off the top of my head: An age precipitated by a massive robot uprising and widespread warp storms that sent all of Humanity into a period of techno-barbarians and constant warfare/strife. Basically turning every world into a cyberpunk Mad Max. It was followed by the Unification Wars.

    Or PMS, apparently.
     
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