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    Two words: Matt Ward.

    Space Marine fags encompass the worst parts of WH40K. It seems like GW has this weird fetish for making the Imperium win a lot despite the fact they are on the verge of dying.
     
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    The other Marine chapters, at the very least, have themes.

    What's the Ultramarines theme?

    Yo, we're big, and we are like really good Marines. Bitch, all the Marines are good, you ain't special.
     
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    And we are so special in the eyes of the Emperor!

    I thought the Tyranids would be enough to smack some sense in the Ultrasmurfs, but then again. I expected too much.
     
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    Sadly the original theme for ultramarines was good: A chapter that always stick with imperial guard, if they win the smurfs get all the credits, if they lose only guards get mention .
     
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    This is why I prefer the Guard over the Spess Mherins

    In a world full of alien killing machines, daemons and, genetic enhancement. The Guard is mostly just regular dudes with shitty equipment, yet they still get the job done.
     
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    I don't disagree, but the Fantasy players are really butthurt that their setting is discontinued. That said, I did like WHFB a lot more than Age of Sigmar.
     
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    It was made very clear that E-money didn't actually believe what he said; he had more lofty goals in mind. He phrased his argument in a way that a simple human might understand.
    Gaunt's Ghosts. Cain is more humor for people who know the setting.
    Emps won, not Horus.
    Emps was post-human and had no idea how humans thought. Malcador called him an idiot because he could relate to humans.
    There are no "good guys" in 40k. There are evil people and even more evil people.
     
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    You know your shit, Master Neckbeard. Kudos.
    The Adeptus Mechanicus are RoboNazis. No faction in any science fantasy setting ever devised is more RoboNazi than the AdMech. Take it or leave it.
     
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    The Guard is the ultimate embodiment of "Humanity, fuck yeah!"
    Beset on all sides by aliens who are bigger, meaner, stronger... even the faggot Eldar... the Guard fights and dies for Mankind.
     
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    Whvatever yoo hvish haaaha grrrrreat one.
     
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    Fapped to that, did you?
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    ChAaAaAaAarge!
     
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    Do not presume to command ME, worm.
     
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    Well there's good guys, but they don't tend to be around because of head-loss tendencies of this setting.
     
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    Ultramarines are Spartans. You didn't catch that? They're pretty in your face with the Spartan imagery.
     
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    Isn't Romans?
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    Emps still got his ass kicked.
     
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    No, still Spartan. Omega emblem, killing deformed babies on Macragge, Greek imagery.
     
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    But still alive.
    And in this thread there's heresy everywhere.
     
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    Old school /tg/ mate. Doom rider, Cultist-Chan, and the Angry Marines were my heroes.
     
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    YOU CALL THAT ALIVE, SLAVE OF THE CORPSE GOD?!
     
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    I need to get into this game. :(
     
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    Who would be the Tau on here?
     
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    THE AGE OF THE FALSE EMPEROR IS OVER AT LAST!
     
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    why do you guys play with dolls
     
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    Some of pc games are pretty good.


    And HERETICS I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN I ON MY BANEBLADE.
     
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    Incorrect. The God-Emperor of Mankind was autistic, which is why he spent his time in the world's deepest basement all day ever day.
     
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    More alive than Horus.
     
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