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Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Warpdust Addict, Sep 25, 2015.
They used too. I thought the Native American theme was more interesting.
I'd love to be a Spess Mehreen
I guess you would love to have shrunken testicles then.
I will have no balls, yet I shall know no fear.
It wouldn't be any fun. As an Astartes, your life will consist of very few things, mostly drills, indoctrination, and combat. None of it would be fun because fun leads to the temptation of Chaos. Chaplains would shut fun right down.
Once the process of becoming an Astartes is complete, it's not like I'd be conditioned to care about "fun" anyway.
But seriously, these guys are inspiring as fuck.
Almost hypnotic. Granted, I can't think of more inspirational figures than warrior monks. Except the Master of Mankind, of course. Emprah preserve us.
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I'm still chuckling at this one.
Some people don't like to be showered by golden semen. I don't partake in Slaaneshi rituals.
Being a heretic is like saying you hate Jesus AND Hitler. In space.
How can the concept of Catholic Space Nazis possibly be improved upon?
A dash of Chaos.
Not enough spikes or skulls (although I would say the Imperium has a bountiful amount.), no dyed colored hair, no scars, too prudish.
The Imperium has ALL the skulls. They may lack many things, but skulls cannot be counted among them.
Dyed hair? The imperium does not tolerate tumblristas.
The 3 people in that image doubtlessly have many scars, it's just too small to see. Every combatant in 40k has mounds of scars.
I don't think the Imperium at large is necessarily prudish. Each planet can be ruled as its governor pleases so long as that follow simple Imperial law. Some would be prudes like the Amish, some wouldn't be prudish at all. What's the fun of Paradise Worlds if everyone is stuck up?
It's not too late for you to join us. The Emperor knows, the Emperor is watching.