Dramaticahammer 40k

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  1. Warpdust Addict

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    I plan on making the official Encyclopedia Dramatica version of Whorehammer featuring the various members as WH40K armies and or lolcows depending on what time I have. What characters do you think you guys should be? Chaos Cultist or Renegades, Space Marines, Necrons, Eldar, Tau, Orks, Tyranids, Adeptus Mechanicus, Daemon Hunters, Witch Hunters, Xeno Hunters, all branches of the Inquisition? I don't really know. Brutally honest critique, I know whorehammer is made for faggot ass elitist like myself.
     
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    Will there be blood?
    You know for the blood good and what not.
     
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    Really wish I can contribute, but I don't know shit about warhammer 40 K. Put ghost from TCR in it at least. IDK if that's helpful at all.
     
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    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Khorne, the Inter-Warp God of Raeg and Edgelords and Blood and Skulls and Gods and whatever will be in there as well. All I just need to do is that which ED member matches the description of Angron.
     
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    @Baya Rae 4900 GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think I found someone that would sex you!
     
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    Slaanesh won't return my calls. :(
     
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    No fatass, you belong in Nurgle's Rot Realm.
     
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    Kill her.
     
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    Tzeentch or Malal, motherfucker. In fact going by my general demeanour and outlook I'd say it's been Malal for quite some time.
     
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    You cant pick your own character you fat fuck, you're nurgle
     
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    Make me the more autistic character in the game, and give me a nerf sword.
     
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    Even though I'm almost the opposite of Nurgle.
     
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    Is this a game we can like all play together online or something like that?
     
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    Exactly what Nurgle would say.
     
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    Give me your honest opinion.
     
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    There you go, undeniable proof that I'd be in the company of Malal.
     
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    Verily.

    Well, the first thought for me is the Immortal Emperor of Man. Aside from that, my favorite army is Necrons, so Oldcron Nightbringer. As Chaos goes, I'm definitely Tzeentch. If we're talking primarchs, it would be the Lion.

    Fuck Slaanesh, trannyfaggot. Khorne is a cop out, and Baya is obviously Nurgle.
     
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    Are we talking figurines? Or video games?

    Because the baya figurine would take up the entire board.
     
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    Damn I don't know anything about W40K. Sounds pretty cool though.
     
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    Nominating @Lazarus+ For slaneesh Chaos God of Pleasure, Passion, and Decadence.
     
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    Imagine Tolkien meets Lovecraft meets Ellison meets Dune meets Dredd meets Mad Max meets Gundam Wing...
     
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    Necrons before being turned into faggy sand nigger Egyptian dynasties in space were cool. I miss my genocidal skeletal robots.
     
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    I'm wondering, who could be the Adeptus Mechanicus.
     
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    im on board with something like this but not this specifically.

    mostly because i give no fucks at all about warhammer
     
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    Imperial Guardsman.
     
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    Pretty much any sci fi or fantasy setting ever. Michael Moorcock's work is critical to 40k. Terminator used to inspire an entire faction.

    Newcrons are a fucking embarrassment and I still vow to someday murder Matt fucking Ward for this.

    All that comes to mind is Seebeen. probably not the best choice.
     
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    Matt Ward left KikesWorkshop a long time ago.
     
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    It hasn't been that long. He worked on WHFB End Times.