Dr.Music secret talk with me.

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  1. oddguy

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    if you all remember, in this thread:
    http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.ch/threads/mlp-is-fucking-erry-were.4711/page-7
    i had a big 'ol argument with @Drmusic2010 about whether she faps or not.
    Well,right after that,she contacted me in my inbox and talked to me up until she went AWOL.
    I was trying to get her to admit she faps (worked) and what she faps to. (gone before i got to it.)
    Here is the transcript:

    (i warn you... the topic i had to bring up was pretty gross... read at own risk.)
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    Her:

    Thank you for trying to diagnose me.

    Me:

    It's more interesting then trying to troll you.

    I am not a troll anyway.

    Her:

    You tried your best and I appreciated the efforts.

    Me:

    I still think you are lying about never fapping though.

    i'm pretty sure that you do.

    Her:

    Nope. I was actually telling the truth there.

    Me:

    O.k,personal question:

    Have you never masturbated at all ?
    Or did you try it a few times and see that it didn't work for you ?

    Her:

    Not at all, never thought about it - never have.

    Me:

    you should try it at least once.
    See if it works.

    Just put your hand down there,think of someone you find attractive,and rub.

    Her:

    I don't think i can do that, I don't really consider anyone or anything attracted not even myself.

    Me:

    Still,i think you should try.

    I read some studies that most Asexual people can still and do masturbate. They still have feeling in their genitalia and it still feels nice to touch themselves,they just don't really think about anything or think about something sexual despite knowing that if they had a chance to do it in real life it would not arouse them.

    Her:

    Well I have a few times but only in bed or in the shower, not sexually though.

    Me:

    And were you able to... well,release yourself ?

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    This is where she disappeared.
    Note how she first claims to have never fapped in her life,but after i explained to her that Asexual people often still do it,she changed her tune.
    So,as i suspected when i led her in this direction,she has convinced herself she is Asexual,despite not knowing what that is exactly,and acts (or at least claims to act on the internet) the way she believes and Asexual person does.


    Also,who the hell do you masturbate "non sexually" ?

    Here are some screencaps as proof:

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    I would just like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that i am still not a troll.
     
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  4. Andria Kilgore

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    Great work, @oddguy. At least she admitted to fapping, and she admitted in another thread to a David Beckham fetish at one time.

    Anyone want to google "weredavidbeckham"? There are probably records of one somewhere along with things that say "...were David Beckham..." Edit: There is no record of a weredavidbeckham, thankfully
     
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    Ok, still-not-a-troll Oddguy.
     
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    Or someone could make a were-beckham
     
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    i'm rly not !!!
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    she waz askin 4 itt !!!
     
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    Do it.
     
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    Meh, u can even get an asexual blowjob...

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    [​IMG] see ? proof.
     
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    Thank you so much for sharing this, you truly are a credit to your filthy race.
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    Magnum, you sick and twisted retarded Mexican freak. For god's sake touching yourself in the shower does not equal 'fapping', you have to do that in order to clean yourself which I do.

    And it was a MILD crush, and I got over it. And speaking of things that you should get over, how abbout getting over this sick and disgusting obsession with me once and for all? No bullshit, just do it and get on with your life. Mild crush does not equal fetish, everyone has a phase like that - deal with it.
     
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    That's it. Stop this.
     
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    Then your cunt must be more sterile then an operating room populated by OCD stricken surgeons.

    Who are you kidding ?
    You fucking admitted it.
     
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    You keep doing that. You said "Oh I had sexual fantasies about David Beckham but it doesn't count as a sexual fantasy" Now this.
     
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    Jews are known to lie about a lot of things, but never masturbation, the Talmud forbids this. Fact!
     
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    I didn't say I admitted to 'fapping', I only admitted to touching myself in the shower because I was cleaning myself and as for in bed, it's only a strange little habit of mine.
     
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    I touch myself in the shower too. I erotically spread the soap all over my body. Then I bend over and let the hot water cascade down my b0dy.
    ;)
     
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    I have this same habit, only less gross. It's called masturbation.
     
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    Technically i'm telling the truth. It was a mild crush at best and I got over it, I lied about the sexual fantasies and besides this was during the 90's when he was popular. It was normal for girls to go gaga over guys like him.
     
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    Your a fucking weirdo.
     
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    @Tom

    What? Every girl at a young age goes through a crush on a teen hearthrob phase. It's normal and they grow out of it, I grew out of it. How is mine any different than the millions of girls who go all goo--goo eyed over Justin Bieber or Robert Pattison?
     
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    It's still a sexual fantasy you fucking retard.
     
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    Convincing !!!
     
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    Its different because your a fucking weirdo.
     
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    I think this is my best thread ever.