Domestic Violence is Out of Control in America

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    I guess you could say the situation... got out of hand! :derp:

    someone kill me please
     
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    A wife that can be beaten with one hand is a wife worth beating.
     
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    At least he didn't have to tell her twice :meow:
     
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    I can't quite put a finger on what the problem is.
     
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    She must have been too much too handle for him. Maybe it was an argument about him not being handy around the house; I know I would be lazy as possible if I ever had to amputate my arm. Not that it is a real handicap. A handful of people lose their shit when they survive traumatic experiences, you could say that they go hand-in-hand. Maybe she was cheating on him with a more handsome man. If so, he should have found handmaidens of his own. Putting handcuffs on him must have tricky. I wonder if his handwriting had changed. Anyway, if they had talked more, given each other handsels, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
     
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    i'd find it amusing if he had that phantom limb shit, tried to take a swing with his stump, missed and started crying...
     
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    More likely, his girl wanted to break up/divorce and the easiest way to get the best deal is a domestic violence charge. Doesn't matter if anything ever comes out of it, just that fact that it is now on the record will likely influence the judge in the woman's favor.
     
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    Maybe he was just being creative in the bed shoved his stump up the woman's vagoo. He should do porn if he can't find a job due to this.
     
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    Really hope so.
     
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    Wasn't there an image of a midget negress midget with a toilet bowl around her head taking a guys stump?
     
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    I thought of this...

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    I guess if you find the right person, you could shove anything from a pinky to a mini cooper up there.
     
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    Can you seriously not tell the difference between synthetic rubber and skin?
     
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    rape needs to be out of control. rape is healthy. rape is natural.
     
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    rape needs to be out of control. rape is healthy. rape is natural.
     
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    I saw a head in a vagina. Everything else was irrelevant at that point.