DocEvil's zit

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Meepsheep, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    It's quite concerning really.
     
  2. DocEvil

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    it is under my arm pit and it hurts

    I think it is a wart :/
     
  3. DocEvil

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    LOOK AT DAT WHITE SKIN ON DAT NIGGA
     
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    Skin cancer.
     
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    2017 Faggot Of The Year

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  7. Voodeuxfy

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    We need resident disease inspector Atomic_Joe on this one.
     
  8. Atomic_Joe

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    Y'know, for a supposed Dr, you sure do have a shitty grasp of personal hygiene.
     
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    If it's not a sub-cutaneous cyst with a thick red discharge or a horribly ingrown hair, I don't what the fuck it is. Doesn't look good though. If you're gonna pop that little bastard, get a hot needle and some rubbing alcohol.

    Also: the spreading through the capillary layers going up and down around the main area is sign of infection/spreading.
     
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    cancer :(
     
  11. Voodeuxfy

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    This just in; Atomic_Joe is more of a doctor than DocEvil. Details at 11.
     
  12. Atomic_Joe

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    Friday's Fun Fact: Atomic_Joe can get into medical school, but damn sure can't stay.
     
  13. Voodeuxfy

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    I could get into med school, but as a doctor, I'd be sued faster than Michael J. Fox can shake a baby into pudding... because of Parkinson's.
     
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    Damn, I need to start doing this shit, handing out medical advises; I'm not the best, like Joe, here, but since I research the human anatomy, I know a thing or two about remedies and shit.

    Yes, if it's just a cyst, it won't be a problem to just pop it. Gotta love the sight of that blood. Tasty, too.
     
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    its not a cyst. its probably a wart. ice it down and it will go away.
     
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    Agreed. Popping is best bet. I can't remember for sure, but I THINK it's best bet to lance those suckers outside, in fresh air. Tuberculosis something or other, I can't remember.
     
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    I'd listen to the Russian. He probably stitched a child's arm back to his body in a rusty car with bailing wire.
     
  18. Atomic_Joe

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    Just remember...you didn't sign anything, and I have no degree, certification, or papers.

    And I'm a rip-roaring drunk.
     
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    I know :(
     
  21. DocEvil

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    i think it is a wart i had one that looked just like it on my kneee

    i citacaned it and hacked it off with a scalpel

    my old man is a doctor so ill drive over to his house and have him look at it

    >Driving over to your dad's house knocking on his door and asking him to look at a zit in your arm pit
    > awkward.jpg
     
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    citacane numbed it bro

    zaiger will you fly to florida and bite my wart off :awesome:
     
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    Oh, that's good.

    I can't oblige, though. Orders of the Fatherland, what can ya do, ya know?
     
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    I've used liquid nitrogen to get rid of my warts I got when I was younger. Imagine a 15 year old kid able to get a hold of liquid nitrogen, oh the fun I had.
     
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    I once put some pills into a vagina - can I be a doctor too, do you think?
     
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    If it turns necrotic, post pictures!!

    And, as a bonus necrotic spider-bite story: once I stayed in a scummy traveler's lodge in Vancouver after I went to see GWAR. When I woke up the next day, my right arm had been bitten 6 times by bedbugs and above those bites was a nasty spider bite, but innocuous at that point.
    A few days later, it began to look identical to that photo I posted, above. And a few days later after that, the skin turned orange and the consistency of custard, and would slough off if stroked. Oddly enough, there was no pain associated with the bite. I never went to the hospital, though, despite the bite spreading and stealing away more skin. Eventually it healed on its own, but before it did, the wound widened and the skin affected would fester into different coloured pools of pus and blisters, which in turn would rub off on my bed sheets / work shirts, which were white, leaving a grizzly festering orange smear-stain.

    I think it was a black widow bite. Whatever spider it was, it begs the question - with so many bedbugs biting my arm at night, why the fuck didn't the spider go after them instead of me? WHAT A FAGGOT.
     
  28. DocEvil

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    Brown recluse or black widow for sure. Delicious necrosis.