Do you watch pornography?

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  1. Evilea

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    A very specific type, yes. Nothing else.
     
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    Actually, no. I basically don't watch porno (except for those very rare times when I just don't have a chick to fuck, for whatever reason.) Porn doesn't do anything for me. I hate pornstars... they're just so gross. I only like two kinds of very specific porn: homemade, and anal. And basically, I only like homemade anal.

    There is one such video, however - it's a homemade German anal video, and it is SO hot. I must have jacked it to that video about 200 times since I discovered it last year. It is... SO hot.

    I've made porn. But I don't like watching it or looking at it. It's weird to see me with my fuckface on. I typically delete everything after I cum. Which sucks, because at the time, it's like "whatever." But then, after you're done with the girl, or you're broken up, and time apart makes her seem once again hot -- those memories are just memories! So now, I ALWAYS save my dirty pictures. I lock them tight in a timed vault, and drag them out sometimes, after I'm no longer with that girl.
    The upside is... there is A LOT of anal. I can get off to it. ('Still weird masturbating to myself, but damn, I look like a stud.)
     
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    omg kelci is so cute. that girl is so a kelci
     
  4. Andria Kilgore

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    Only violent rape porn, crush flicks and snuff.

    Look at my homepage for some good suggestions.
     
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    but they poop from there
     
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    Also highly recommended.
     
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    I have seen homemade CP. IDK how people get off to this. It is just sad to see minors fuck. Watching minors fuck is not quite the same as fucking minors.
     
  8. BMO

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    I've never seen him without a butt between his fingers... What a chain smoker!
     
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    Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on
     
  11. jack

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    do you still have that porn of me peeing in the shower?
     
  12. Raab

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    Also, yes. I occasionally look at porn. No real specifics, though.
     
  13. BMO

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    I have a pretty hefty collection of porn. IDK why, it's become a hobby of mine to collect and such. I even sort mine and tag everything if I get a name wrong in a torrent etc. go hunt for DVD covers and shit.
    I think I have approximately like 2.5 TB porn or something now on the HD's I've got. I hate watching straight porn because of ugly guys panting over a hot chick, I prefer solo or lesbo stuff c:
     
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    Keep up the good work sir
     
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    A little gehy ,a little str8 , alittle BDSM, ect...
     
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    what else would you do wit ha 100/100 connection c:
     
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    I know it's far too much. I should probably delete some things I don't watch, which rounds up to about 250-500 GB that I just have downloaded to maintain a good ratio on the trackers I'm on!
     
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    You are a porn star though. :picard:
     
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    Yes i do. I like basically anything on www.x-art.com. ITS FILMED SO NICELY
     
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    I watch it daily. I also made some and posted it on MySpace a while back.
     
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    Yes, xnxx is the site of choice, mainly because of the wide variety of randomness on the front page

    I think anyone that doesnt like to watch porn at least on a rare occasion is a severe christfag or has some other mental disability of the same sort
     
  26. Thatdamnnigger

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    this is the closest thing to pornography I have watched

     
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    Not really, depending on what you're going for that can be like, 5 torrents. I know some site rips I've found easily push that limit alone.
     
  28. Andria Kilgore

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    Yeah.


    Me neither.
     
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    Yes, I do. That's why I like the hardcore, hentai, ecchi, and other extreme pr0n boards of 4chan.