Do you want me to tell you a story?

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  1. Voodeuxfy

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    If I get 10 likes, I will tell you a story about me, that happened to me, that changed my life forever, and made me who I am today.

    No Bel-Airs, no Rickrolls, just full, hard truth.

    In the meanwhile, I am going to play Minecraft, so I'll check back in a bit.
     
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    Fuckin seriously, man? There's a beverage here....
     
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    I'll like. I'm fucking nosy.
     
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  11. Voodeuxfy

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  14. Voodeuxfy

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    Bleh, I'll finish writing it tomorrow morning. Be prepared, it's a long one.
     
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    This had better be a Bel Air.
     
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    Waiting for a story about getting your foreskin caught in a zip for 5 minutes.
     
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    Posted story for you. Thank me later.
     
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  19. Voodeuxfy

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    Well, I doubt anyone cares to read the whole thing. The TL;DR of it is some beaner kid abducted me when I was 14, and basically was going to record killing me so he could get into some gang/cartel thing.

    He shoved the barrel of the pistol in my mouth, said, "Any last words, puto?" to which I responded "Mhwhuh whu wha hawhua." (because obviously you can't talk with something in your mouth, ladies and fags, amirite?) He then goes, "Que?", which was the same "Mhwhuh whu wha hawhua." He pulls the gun out, and says, "What?" to which I could respond, "You left the safety on, stupid."

    He looks at the gun, I kicked him hard in the balls, took the gun, separated the clip from the gun, chucked it in two directions, stomped the shit out of him, took his car, and crossed the boarder back into the US.

    That's the gist of it.

    Moral of the story: If you're going to kill someone, make sure to not make a spectacle of it, and just kill 'em.
     
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    Hey I always wanted to ask if you were CinoxFellPyre, so are you?
     
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    Nope, I am not.
     
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    I am ready for a great story.
     
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    You be sure to post that. I'll be looking forward to it.
    I am generally interested for the long version.
     
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    I was going to make fun of you, but this actually seems interesting. I expect a good-ass story.
     
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    haha this should be a movie
     
  26. TheDude2894

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    I can't believe people actually liked for this.
     
  27. Ramsey Bolton

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    Pretty cool of course one of my great uncles almost killed the planet but that is a story for another time
     
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    awww
    i was hopeing it would be a story all about how your life got...
    and so on...
     
  29. Gwazi

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    The story was not what I expected. Maybe next time I guess
     
  30. TheDude2894

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    The story should have been "Once upon a time I suckered a bunch of retards into giving me free likes. The end."