Do you ever wonder why you're such a piece of shit?

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  1. wretchedgretchen

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  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    How do u feel about mid 30s divorcees with no boundaries and low self worth?

    Rhetorical question....
     
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    I dont even understand how people get depressed to begin with
     
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    Dopamine/serotonin deficiency

    It's science.
     
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    How many dopamines do you have to inject to get undepressed
     
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    None, u need to trick ur body into releasing more, or blocking the reuptake at the synapse with pharma.

    Psyche is one part chemical, one part therapy and three parts "go fuck urself it only gets better if u make urself get better."
     
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    Shit, so that day I spent overdosing on 5-htp and phenalalynine was completely wasted!
     
  9. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Yeah.... Yeah...
    Youre kiiinda a dumbass... But u already knew that.

    How about stop self medicating with hippie mountain voodoo, booze and illicite drugs and actually fix ur issues properly?

    Just a thought.

    Btw if u try to induce those happy feel good chems urself, with say molly, ur body actually reacts by not producing them or srsly decreasing their production.
     
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    Sometimes i put vodka into my pineapple juice, if that counts
     
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    Ooo living extreme there.
     
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    This thread started as a baitfull joke but I've tried sobriety and mimicking the activities that happy people espouse.

    CONCLUSION: almost every single person on this planet is deeply unhappy and the ones that aren't are joyfully retarded or skillful liars
     
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    Not totally wrong, not totally right...


    Life is full of ups n downs, sometimes it rains, sometimes it dont.

    Mimicking the activities of so-called happy ppl doesnt work for ppl who are not them. It just makes u feel fuckier cuz you cant feel the happiness they feel doing what they do.

    Sometimes you have to make peace with the torrent within and let it rage, and channel that rage n misery into something, anything really. You have to accept that you are fucky, but also fight against it. Its a fucked up dichotomy, misery is.

    Or u can just be a miserable addled bastard and make your life shit. Your choice dude.


    And yeah, im a faggot. Fuck u all.
     
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    happiness to me has been the reconciliation with chaos and evil.

    people see the world they live in and they are reviled by the broken moral compass
    the total lack of reasoning or logic. the embarrassing mockery of what passes for civilization
    the apathy of a tired noble dog that is pestered by mutant pugs with breathing problems
    the kennel that society has become being downgraded into loveable pathetic extinction.

    by these rules we are forced into the dichotomy of accepting ourselves either as villains
    or as the wrathful saviors sent to murder a world to save itself from eternal humiliation.

    too mummified to cry. the vacancy of soul too overpowering to mourn the loss of self.

    an ego recognizing itself as inorganic substance. only an algorithm in a long chain of events.

    and only laughter, chaos and deviation bring any change to the pattern.

    rejoice in your own meaningless.

    it means that neither you nor anyone else will ever remember the folly.

    is it better to forgive or to forget?
     
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    Just kidding weez, I'd probably think you were cool at the bar while I was drunk as shit but after walking 3 miles so you could show me your gecko and axolotl tanks I'd probably just drink all your booze and leave.
     
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    Fuck u weez u are surprisingly astute for being such a weird dude.

    Basically. Yeah.. I guess.
     
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    Fuck im at work. U niggers always do shit when i work.
     

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