Do you ever wonder why you're such a piece of shit?

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  1. wretchedgretchen

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    I have all of these happy childhood memories of wonderful experiences that were provided for me as a child and all of the fun times I had with my childhood friends.

    But now I'm just like, fuck I wouldn't mind dying.

    Is this just cognitive dissonance?
     
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    I watch Keith Olbermann sometimes to know someones more unhappy than me
     
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  4. Call me Tim

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  6. Call me Tim

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    Who's upset. Just a little push back. Better question is why are you white knighting our Gingerfag?
     
  7. Likeicare

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    Why is that if someone tags you in a thread you scream that they are butthurt at you, but if you do it you are innocent and anyone that points it out is a whiteknight?
     
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  8. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Gretchen.
    Put down the bottle n see a professional.
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    Its called issues. You have them, alot of us do. Idk if this is a cry for help becuz im a tard who takes things too srsly.

    We all are just different flavored turds in a triple decker shit sandwich.

    Idk what else to say. My childhood wasnt good, wasnt bad... It was a thing. Miss my birthmom n alot of ppl i grew up with died or moved away or are in jail. The things that made one happy now make one sad.

    I know why im a piece of shit and am working to fix it. Idk what else to say Gretal. Sorry.

    Here, here's an xray of someone who got a very large vibrator stuck very far up their colon, then tried to pull it out with bbq tongs, then got them stuck...[​IMG]
    This is what makes me not sad now. Not losing vibrators and cooking utensils up my bum.. But seeing what other ppl stick up theirs.
    I am sorry i cannot provide any further comforting words. Pls laugh. Idk.
     
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  9. Likeicare

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  10. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Yep. Kinda expected that. K.
     
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    Don't wallow in self-pity. This sounds cheesier than Baya's pits, but life is now, go live it.

    I've no idea what gives you the drive. Maybe try selling/dumping everything you own, get a physical blue-collar job, live in a car or go to Thailand and acquire STDs.
     
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    No, but whenever I read your posts I wonder why you're such a piece of shit.
     
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    I'm very sorry to hear about your difficulty blaming your childhood for the way you turned out. Maybe you need a fulfilling hobby or life purpose?
     
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    Screaming? Let's not be over dramatic my Fosters-land friend. Here have a Fosters.
    But, lets look at what may have lead me to this conclusion.
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    And this goes on for literally 12-13 pages. Before you say "you're so butthurt." If I was butthurt about it I would have wasted my time deleting all of it. Actually, it is probably one of the very few things deserving the EDF gold medal for autism. And that alone is fucking funny.
     
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    No kidding. :rolleyes:
    If your feeling sorry for Gretchen and his what is now, his bi-monthly announcement of "I'm going to kill myself," or something similar to that effect -- :picard: be emotionally manipulated or blackmailed all you want. It's a free internet. But, because I'm not falling for his obvious fucking bullshit does not equate to hating on the gingerfag.
     
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    Lol tim is butthurt again
     
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    Have you considered autoerotic asphyxiation?
     
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