DIYer Builds Reality Rig to Date Hatsune Miku

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  1. MrGask

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    So sad, to project such a thing yet he still can't touch her.

    Of course you know where this is going. You'll be seeing dozens of Yaps groaping/humping the air in front of them with a tackle-box sized glasses on their head.
     
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    If this guy perfects this VR shit will he still be forever alone?
     
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    What the fuck, can't he just pay Kipi to date him?
     
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    Because some people, like the man who made a primitive VR headset, are that so forever Alone that they are incapable of getting a date.
    Even if they paid for one.

    But I think this is a great idea.
    I am glad someone in japan gave up on any chance of meeting a real woman in return for imaginary rapist headgear.
    I hope one day i will go to the park and see a man trying to fuck the ground.
     
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    With bath salts popularity growing at an exponential rate, you'll most likely see it soon enough.
     
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    I don't think we have bathsalts in Australia.

    Anyone wanna send us some?


    Also i think we should be discussing possible uses for this VR headset.
     
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    The only productive use I can see is your own personal virtual Chuck Norris martial arts instructor.
     
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    I was thinking about using it for something even better.

    Call of duty 10; VR edition.

    Does anyone else realize that when our grandchildren ask us "What was the first VR headset used for"
    All we will have to tell them is "It was used by a sad Japanese man to date a fictional Anime Character"
     
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    The days of Virtual Boy are back, and it's more animu than it should be.
     
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    This is why Japan's birthrate is so low. So many nerds in japan who can't get any dates, and the women who just want a salary man with a big cock, they end up hating each other so much they don't even bother dating. They would rather have sex with a computer program than a real person.

    I think that the only way something like this will end will be if there is a cultural revolution in Japan now. Otherwise, I can see Japan becoming the first country to legalize marriages to Nintendo 3DSes.
     
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    Didn't some Japanese dude already marry a character in a dating sim, and she was represented at the wedding by having her character info page open on his DS, which he held and kissed after the vows were said?
     
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    Then you'd get a influx of whites who want to marry some anime character.
    POPULATION RESTORED... for about 10 years until they all die of old age and the Muslims take over.
     
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    What the shit?
     
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    True story bro.
     
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    Let him digitize himself, sooner or later, the whole world is going to run like Megaman Battle Network. Lovely!
     
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    "A Japanese gamer decides he cannot live without Nene Anegasaki, who happens to be a character in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus. So he marries her."
    http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10404956-71.html

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    Whatever happened to Gallantmon89 who wanted to marry Princess Daisy from Mario?
     
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    I'd like to see a VR system that brings Creepy Watson to life.