DIY waifu, Russian style

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  1. AbeWallard

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    I love the smell of Formaldehyde in the morning
     
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  2. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I still don't get why they had formaldahyde in drip form in a hospital lol.

    How bad is this hospital that they have to do their own embalming?
     
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  3. Groyper Supreme

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    In another article about this they state formaldehyde can reduce infection.
     
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    By killing the cells/freezing the metabolic processes to stop cellular breakdown.

    Linksy pls. I wanna see this evidence based fucking practice.
     
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    This is the last time I do your homework for you.
     
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    Fuck u poppop I got a term paper due next Friday. U want the lawn mowed u do my APA citations nigger.

    Ty.
     
  7. Lyle

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    Maybe the nurse could only read bolshevik and misread the label.
    Also, this would be more helarious if the IV was filled with semen or folger's instant coffee.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    Jumped the gun there a bit.
     
  9. RancidWraith

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    I feel like there's a good "in Soviet Russia" joke in this somewhere.