DIY thread: Homemade Weapons.

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Rev, Dec 30, 2011.

  1. Rev

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    I'm probably going to hell for creating a thread like this for all you stupid degenerates; most likely, those of you who actually attempt this are either going to blow themselves up in their own stupidity, or blow someone else up for their own sick amusement. Let's get to it, shall we?

    I'm not going to give you any advice for handling what you create here, but it IS military grade.

    I'll start with Chlorine gas, one of the simplest I know;
    Take 1 gallon of Ammonia
    Take 1 gallon of Chlorine bleach
    Combine in bucket
    Run for your dear life from the ensuing Chlorine gas cloud.
    Now, if you're clever enough to be able to capture the Chlorine before it wreaks havoc on your respiratory system and kills you, good for you. If you're even more clever, and can design your own release system for it to create a chemical weapon (I've already designed one, but I'm not going to share the plans with you), all the better!

    Post whatever ways you know to create military grade weapons here. And I don't mean making a frag grenade from fireworks, nails, and a glass jar, @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900.
     
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    I only know a few tricks of the trade. Like painting bullets red or piling several mines on top of each other. I believe there was a chemical concoction which Iraqi insurgents used to melt holes through M1s but I've forgotten it.
     
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    Mine is better.
     
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    You're absolutely right. Can you tell me how this gas would react when "dropped" down a mine shaft?
     
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    It would stay down the mine shaft
    Edit: Napalm would also be interesting to use. I can make that, too.
     
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    You mentioned a "cloud," though. I'm guessing the chemical reaction releases agents into the air?
     
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    You're silly. There's a chemical reaction between the Ammonia and the Chlorine bleach which releases elemental Chlorine gas.
     
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    So it acts as normal Chlorine gas? Thanks, that's all I wanted to know. Post stuff about making cheap thermal weapons, please.
     
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    Napalm? Gasoline and styrofoam. Very simple. The styrofoam dissolves into gasoline; but ONLY polystyrene. Some faux styrofoam doesn't work. Now, military grade actually includes 22% benzene by weight, but that just helps with ignition, which isn't necessary depending on the ratio of gas:foam.
     
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    Powdered aluminum and rust from iron mixed together in a 1 to 1 ratio BY WEIGHT makes Thermite, which burns at 2,500c and up. Here's a handy LEGAL place to buy the materials, and a manual if you are too stupid to mix the pound of aluminum and pound of rust you just bought premeasured by weight.

    http://scienceforyou.net/thermite/?gclid=CKD0wPDfp60CFQSFhwodmzMikw
     
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    What good is thermite you ask? Well, put a nice pile of it on the trunk of someones car trunk, above the gas tank, and when it melts through, BOOM.
     
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    Incendiary ones?

    Or are u talking about flamethrowers?

    Ask, and u shall receive

    this maybe.
     
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    Goody, now the thread's in Beefcake's court!
    THERMITE!

    Thermite is great stuff. All it really is, is a mixture of a powdered metal and a metal oxide. Mostly, we just use a mixture of 50/50 aluminum powder and iron oxide (red rust). That's all there's to it. Find some aluminum, grind it down into dust, find some rust, grind it down into dust, mix and ignite with a magnesium ribbon or a sparkler. You can also buy the components in bulk, but be prepared to be put on a watchlist when you order 100kg of aluminum powder and 100kg of iron oxide.

    Thermite is practically impossible to put out once it's been ignited. Since it carries its own oxygen supply, it works under water and in a vacuum. It's a stable compound which requires a rather high temperature to start the reaction, so it's safe to make and handle. The reaction can reach temperatures of up 2,519 °C, which is enough to melt through pretty much anything.
     
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    Aluminum powder and Iron Oxide (rust) at a ratio of 3:8 is a good start for thermite. Use a magnesium strip for ignition, and you have a whole pile of fun (and molten iron)!
     
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    Late. :(
     
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    What do you use thermite for?

    I use it for welding earthing systems (or nets, Idk how it's called in english, too lazy now to search)
     
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    Here's one I have never actually done, but it looks fun:

    Touch Explosives by the Jolly Roger

    This is sort of a mild explosive, but it can be quite dangerous in
    large quantities. To make touch explosive (such as that found in a
    snap-n-pop, but more powerful), use this recipe:

    - Mix iodine crystals into ammonia until the iodine crystals will
    not dissolve into the ammonia anymore. Pour off the excess ammonia
    and dry out the crystals on a baking sheet the same way as you
    dried the thermite (in other words, just let it sit overnight!).

    - Be careful now because these crystals are now your touch
    explosive. Carefully wrap a bunch in paper (I mean carefully!
    Friction sets 'em off!) and throw them around.. pretty loud, huh?
    They are fun to put on someone's chair. Add a small fish sinker to
    them and they can be thrown a long distance (good for crowds,
    football games, concerts, etc.) Have fun! -Jolly Roger-
     
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    A buddy of mine who is a self professed uber hacker and conspiracy theorist keeps a plastic baggie of thermite sitting on top of his external hard drive ready to go with a magnesium strip in it, if he ever gets raided all he has to do is light it up.
     
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    Quoting:

    Ammonium triiodine is extremely unstable, sometimes detonating with passing air currents or for no logical reason at all. It is far too dangerous for use in any kind of explosive device.
     
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    Yeah, thats why it looks like fun. You're talking to a guy who used to throw .22 bullets into bonfires and run away screaming INCOMING! while insanely drunk.
     
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    Pretty much everything in the Jolly Roger's cookbook is either going to make you lose a couple of fingers, or not work at all.
     
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    By all means, then, go play with some Ammonium Triiodine.
     
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    Holy Mother of God.
     
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    Here's another fun thing to do:

    Take an aluminum arrow and screw a field tip into it, then pull out the head with pliers, the part the head screws into will come out (i forget the name) fill it with 4F Pyrodex powder and pack it down as tight as you can with a chopstick. take a .25 caliber ceterfire bullet and pull the lead out with pliers, and superglue the rim of the casing to the tip of the arrow, (backwards so the primer now faces the Pyrodex) Now use hot glue and glue a BB directly to the center of the primer on the casing, shoot it at something hard, and DUCK.
     
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    That's just irresponsible.
     
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    Yeah, maybe, but it's loads of fun.
     
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    While naked and wielding that sword of urs, before collapsing in fetal position, weeping in sorrow.

    Admit it.

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    So is chewing on lithium strips, but I don't recommend that, either.
     
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    No, but I will admit one time I got shitty drunk and woke up in the woods behind my old house in my tidy whities and nothing else, with an arrow nocked in my Bear compound bow. I have no fucking clue how or why that happpened.
     
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    something irresponsible on this thread?

    u must be kidding