DIT Weapons Part 2: The Manly Way

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Atomic_Joe, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. Atomic_Joe

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    Alright, you dumbshits clearly don't know how to do it right with your gay ass "herp chlorine and windex derp" bullshit. Everyone knows, no one cares. Chemical weapons are for gay, little shit butts that can't stand a good fight.

    SO, I'M going to show you HOW TO DO IT RIGHT.

    2x4. Nails. Hammer. Whole lotta duct tape. Razor blades.

    I call it "Joe's Big Stick of FUCK YOU".

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    SEX ON A STICK. THAT IS SWEET. I made that in about 10 minutes. Fuck your gay chemicals. After a taste of this, your funeral will be closed casket.

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    Now, I know what your going to say. "LOL, YOU DUMBSHIT YOU PUT THE SHARP SIDE OF THE RAZOR THE WRONG WAY LOLOL11!!1". No, I didn't dumbass. I don't want to leave a nice clean slice on someone for breaking into my home, I WANT TO FUCK THEIR FACE. I WANT TO FUCK IT HARD.

    THAT'S how you make a DIY weapons.

    Faggots.
     
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    There is something wrong with you. I think that those things were rendered obsolete around 1500 years ago. Now we have pieces of metal that shoot fire and death, and things that go BOOM when you press a button. Mysterious evil spirits in the air that can choke you to death. I think that our grenades, guns, and chemical warfare can beat your Joe's big stick of FUCK YOU.
     
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    I don't know how the government really plans to do anything to stop terrorism. Cause basically anyone with any knowledge of chemistry can be a terrorist threat. Do they plan on detaining all us nerds?

    Also you can make hydrogen sulfide gas by mixing toilet bowl cleaner with bath salts. This is a toxic DIY nerve gas.
     
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    Chlorinated bleach+Ammonia=elemental Chlorine gas.
     
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    Yes everyone knows that makes chlorine gas, so I like to be elitist with knowing other methods. This smells like sewer so when most people smell it, they just think a sewer is exposed instead of thinking that it is a nerve agent.
     
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    Atomic Joe hits elitists with his Joe's big stick of FUCK YOU.
     
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  8. CallMeMaggot

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    u nailed that one

    I like to put on sandpaper gloves and then go all :efriends:

    Also, for fighting though guys, I fancy one of those:

    morningdildo.

    First, I break their skulls. Then, the remains of their dignity
     
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    What's that, wind of reason? This is a DO IT YOURSELF WEAPONS thread?

    Damn, Rev. Pretty sure you haven't delivered any of those items you mentioned properly into this HOME MADE WEAPONS THREAD.

    Un-impressive high school knowledge.
     
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    Yes I have. Just not the guns. Read it.
     
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    PICTURES NAO, GODDAMNIT. I'M NOT GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER OVER HERE.
     
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    a clash of Titans
     
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    DIT is what you get when you are typing with such extreme vigor you mistakenly pound the "T" instead of the "Y".

    Commonly known as a "typo".
     
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    lol i wanna see a pic of the huge fucking strapon khate uses on joe.
     
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    And I wanna see a picture of you, your giant ass menorah, and a video of you feasting on baby innards, but you don't see me bitching about it.
     
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    Old files make exceptionally good knives and daggers when you grind them down.
     
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    UNDER THE SEA, THERE'LL BE NO ACCUSATIONS, JUST FRIENDLY CRUSTACEANS, UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAAAAA
     
  22. CallMeMaggot

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    I disagree

    (Using my nerdiest and most annoying voice)

    For starters, grinding hardened steel, as is the one on a file, is truly a pain in the ass.
    Not much time ago, I had to enlarge a couple holes in the tang of a hardened knife, and man, even with a tungsten drill it was imposible. Finaly, I had to burn two milling cutters to achieve it...and only for enlarging them, not really drill

    Second, file steel is hardened to the max, and consequently, quite brittle. You had to temper it in an oven to make a useful knife, and to do that properly, you need to know what steel is the file made of

    The amount of good steel needed for a knife is little, I advise to buy it new, it'll be cheap, and it comes is spheroidized annealed form, the most user-friendly to machine. Then, you can transform it to martensite, temper it, etc...and end with a nice knife

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    I'm just going off the fact that I own a knife made out of an old file that a buddy of mine made about 15 years ago. It holds an edge like you wouldn't believe, but yeah it's a real bitch to sharpen.
     
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    Onward christian soldiers, marching as to war.
     
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    Here is another army story that goes well in this thread:

    In Isreal,if you get sent to military jail,when you smoke they will always remove all the filters off your cigarrets. Why ?
    Well,Simple. The filters are made out of a kind of plastic,and if you collect enough of them,you can melt them down and make a rather sharp knife.
     
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    This is one of the nastiest weapons you could make at home. It explodes and all these nails, plus the glass shards go flying all over the place impaling everything. It's made solely from materials you could buy at your local friendly neighborhood stores too.

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    What is the recipe for nail grenades?
     
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    You're supposed to provide building instructions asshat.

    EDIT: Dr. Rice jumped in there just b4 me.
     
  29. CallMeMaggot

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    Nail bomb is a generic name for any DIY device which send shrapnel when explodes, so there isn't an "official" recipe

    Usually the explosive is Semtex, or any similar plastic explosive

    Semtex recipe here
     
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