Disfigured by rare skin condition

Discussion in 'News' started by Ronny, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. Ronny

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...d-in-benign-tumours-longs-for-first-kiss.html
     
  2. zaiger

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    2017 Faggot Of The Year

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    Awww poor guy.

    Poor, poor, hideous, forever alone guy. :foreveralone:
     
  3. Ronny

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    It must really suck, poor bastard
     
  4. h00t

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    ewww, there is a woman like that at local sainsbury's i dont go to her till
     
  5. I_Cant

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    you should introduce them
     
  6. h00t

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    maybe i will
     
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  8. a.t.

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    I would make jokes "tumor? didnt even notice them!" but I feel really sorry for the guy. He seems like a pretty normal everyday joe and there are people who deserve fate like this more than him. :(

    Hope he gets cured and finds female friend to appreciate him.
     
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    Why are you showing us that?
    Are we supposed to care?
    Or do you think this is sort of relevant because he looks like a troll?
     
  10. a.t.

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    My sides!
     
  11. Lord Raptor

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    He probably wants that we laugh at the cost of this guy's misery, just like the girl who committed suicide during a chat in Facebook.
     
  12. Bottom Feeder

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    She did? Lol, *likes*
     
  13. Ronny

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    I don't give a fuck about you laughing or whatever. I posted this because it's twisted and it deserve attention
     
  14. Lord Raptor

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    Hm...

    You mad?
     
  15. scumhook

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    Managing account details

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    He seems like an ideal member of EDF2. Ugly, fucked in the head, and probably doesn't know shit about computers. Should the membership committee contact him and get him to join?

    Not sure I'd want to see his "Search for Cock" pics...
     
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    Sounds like he is taking the wrong approach.

    While evil men sneak and conspire in the night...
    He is...THE TUMOR!
    Lauw-Tjoan-Eng2_1478118a.
     
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  18. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    The ones that really deserve this get rich and GOP membership cards, them and also effeminate cocksuckers that get daily raped by their daddy, take pictures with shevestites and fuck pillows.
     
  19. The Lieutenant

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    Alright everyone, shut the fuck up because The Lieutenant has a plan.

    Step 1: Kidnap Tjoan Eng

    Step 2: Bring Mr. Eng to the United States of America

    Step 3: Kidnap Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy

    Step 4: Photograph "Jackie" and Mr. Eng making out, if we can't coerce Ms. Romy into doing it, I'm sure she takes bribes.

    Step 5: Email these photographs to Christian Weston Chandler

    Step 6: Lulz
     
  20. I_Cant

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    just one problem, how do we kidnap her?
     
  21. The Lieutenant

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    Surely someone has a bead on her?
     
  22. I_Cant

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    hmmmm...

    This Could Work
     
  23. Lyle

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    This guy was born this way (praise Allah, it's a miracle!) but that crazy bitch chose to kill herself on facebook loool.

    In anycase, I nominate him also to be the next big thing out of Steve's pants.
     
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    That's nothing. Behold, BUBBLEMAN! RL name Chandra Wisnu from Java, Indonesia

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    He's married, btw. Popping bubbles is a fun foreplay act.
     
  25. Baya Rae 4900

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    There's nothing benign about those tumours, let me tell ya.
     
  26. The Lieutenant

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    Oh, He's married? Well, that kicks my plan right in the dick.
     
  27. Lyle

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    Speaking of kicks, I bet she gets her by rubbing her clit all over him! :D
     
  28. ge5undhe17

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    Fix'd
     
  29. I_Cant

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    we still need an airman...
     
  30. FuckCensorship

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    Why would I feel bad for him? He's a nigger. That wonderful skin condition is preventing him from raping all the white women.