Dirty Slav marries Filthy Durka, Does It Wrong and blows up Sheikh

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    This was buried 9 grafs in. Great fucking news-writing.

    I don't know whether to be happy because she and a handful of sand-niggers have ceased to plague this world with their slurpee-selling existence or to lament the fact that nobody explained to this woman that the point is to bomb infidels and kafirs.


    This sounds like the plot to a bad Dostoevsky novel American kids would be forced to read. Also, good grades in drama school is like the commendation you get in kindergarten for not eating the finger paint.


    Banning Drama as a major is basically the only intellectual thing Islam has accomplished.


    I fucking love Russia. Same behavior as Israel towards the camel-jockeys. World and UN doesn't give a shit. Why? Balls. Putin has balls. And he has Europe and Asia by the pubic hair with over 50% of their oil supply. (also, how does one vanish after having been allegedly killed?)

    Sauce
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ussian-Islamic-convert-blew-clerics-home.html

    However, here's the real story. Listing Islam as her religion will automatically make a woman less attractive and, given time, deteriorate her into a mustachio'd turd-stain draeped in black cloth to mercifully save us from the sight of such a hideous creature. Behold the fearsome transformation.

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    Not horrible looking. Fuckable at worst.

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    Kill it please. It makes my penis sad.

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    I would lose respect for my dog if it tried to hump this.


    Bottom line, I don't know why anybody cares. No real people were harmed. Not even slavs, and they're not real people anyways.

    Please excuse bad formatting (empty quotes). Daily Fail has an obnoxious copy-paste sticky that is invisible to this message board and I spent 4 minutes fighting with it. They can't figure out how to use AP Style and the inverse news pyramid but they can apparently spam the fuck out of you should you try to copypaste their poorly written shit onto another site.
     
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    They were burqa bombers apparently. I was struggling for a relevant pic. I was considering going with this

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    missed this the first time i skimmed the thraed
     
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    except kadyrov

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    He rapes women and forces prisoners to masturbate as they watch. He's got erectile dysfunction and can't get fully aroused outside of sexual violation. This is a symptom, and not a cause (fuck you Freud), of his sociopathy; which is all awesome.

    He's a lulzworthy dude and a brilliant powerbroker, but a stud IDK.
     
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    No one in the civilised world knows who the fuck this poofter is.

    Fuck off until you learn to appreciate white people (or niggers who play in the NBA/NFL/etc).
     
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    that girl on the right looks fukn young O_O
     
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