Dining at The Y: The Butterfly Effect

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Stormtrooper, Nov 29, 2011.

  1. Stormtrooper

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    Soft Butterfly Flicks that I give you
    coaxing your pleasure from under its hood
    Soft up and slowly down
    encouraging you to tell me whats good


    Soft Butterfly Flicks I offer
    knowing the swollen wetness becoming your tremor
    Soft around both stabbing and tickling
    and writhing and moaning we both will remember

    Soft Butterfly flicks almost silent
    asking your lips if their wanting me more
    Soft and surreal, the moment of happening
    in sensual kiss shared truths revealed to the core

    Soft butterfly flicks now faster
    your hand in my hair the most loving sensation
    Soft lips form an O and encircle and suck you
    One tongue and now softly two fingers …elation
    Soft Butterfly Flicks begging quivering eruption
    your hips push your mound into passion sustaining

    Soft permission to die for a moment
    your soul into mine as your tender warmths raining
    Soft Butterfly Flicks to your neck in consoling
    our hearts reassured, sincere cherished embrace
    Soft throbbing abating, still yearning
    Complete adoration, spent bodies in grace
     
  2. Beefcake

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    What is this I don’t even
     
  3. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Ok, seriously bitch, no one cares about you eating pussy. I hope to god YOU didn't write that, because it will make me think less of your skills with English than I already do. Your metaphors are inelegant; your rhymes simplistic and predictable. Get. The. Fuck. Out.
     
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    seriously, nigger lips, nobody cares what the fuck you think
     
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    They care what I think, more than they care what you think. Seriously your pseduo-feminist fake-dyke poetry SUCKS ASS.
     
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    lol, stormhooker confirmed for angry I won't praise her porno-menstratuion poetry.
     
  8. Stormtrooper

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    Not angry, but I am is sick of your posturing and your self-importance. I'm sick of reading your shitty posts and your obvious internet tough-guy syndrome. You're a brainless, arrogant dolt who has an unwarranted ego. Get over yourself, you colossal faggot. I'm a chick, and I'm more of a man you'll ever be.
     
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    This is an artistic thread,so i will reply with a haiku.

    This thread is gay shit.
    Just like everything you post.
    Hay bitch,stop posting.
     
  10. Stormtrooper

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    The poster above;
    Loves to fuck dead sheep and frogs.
    What a strange fellow.
     
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    My posts are better than yours. That poem is really actually quite shitty, compare it to something better and you'll see its lack. And as for brainless, which one of us is working a no-name dead end job? You're just here to attention whore you dyke, and that pussy-eating poem is proof. OK stormhooker. We KNOW you're pretending to be a dyke. We know that this is the pretense you're keeping up to piss off daddy and attract men. We know you're a """""lesbian""""", so you don't have to keep saying HAI GUYS I HAVE A PUSSY WANNA WATCH ME KISS GURLZ?

    Please. You're everything that makes GOTIS bad.
     
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    ok, so you do bust out the poetry before or after you engage in soul destroying S&M play?
     
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    I like you better when you post fascist diatribes, they tend to make some genuinely interesting points (although I don't agree with many of them).

    Your poetry, on the other hand, really just sounds like some high-school kid bragging about how much pussy they get, except coated in what probably passes for intellectual vocabulary in the US.
     
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    Hm. Yes, it's very good. I give it a nine out of eleven.
     
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    Lesbian sex is a myth. Statistics show this to be true.
     
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    that seems reasonable
     
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    well I though it was interesting. I wish I could've chosen it to study for my GCSE's- would have spiced things up a bit. good job stormtrooper.

    poem:7/10 (above average score)
    extra points awarded for:
    picking the "infuriate perpa for no obvious reason" perk whilst writing it. +1
    Giving me a semi +.5
    TOTAL: 8.5/10 (good/v. good score)
     
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    Taking a vague reference to a Village People song about penis faggotry and claiming for the sisterhood +2
    Making me think of lesbians every time I hear YMCA in the future +100 and 60 secs resistance to fire
     
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    lol, admit it, if stormhooker weren't a woman, and I weren't hear for you to be contrarian, you'd be incredibly derisory to this poem. I also have severe doubts about your ability to actually judge it

    Sorry stormhooker, this poem sucks.
     
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    The "piss perpa off" perk was a good choice. you seem really riled by this.
     
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    Fuck off Perp, you inflamed clitoral hood.
     
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    Look at that like thats a good sign right there.
     
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    They are upset I am harassing their fair internet-maiden. They are angry because they feel I am reducing the chances she will post tits and validate their worthless existence.
     
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    Yes, because Stormy has the only pair of tits on the internets, and she's hoarding them.

    I'm happy if someone validates my parking. Buggered if I can imagine what I'd have to do to get my existence validated.
     
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    you're such a white knight.
     
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    Not white knighting for Stormy, she can kick your arse without any help.

    Just like giving you shit.
     
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    Lol you couldn't give me shit with a truckload of laxatives. As form stormhooker, she's a coward. If you want to know the core of stormhooker, think the word coward. If she were given a choice between dying and betraying her country, she'd leap at betrayal. If stormhooker was sent to her death, she'd be sent to it begging and pleading and screaming. that is ALL stormhooker is, the truth of her being; cowardice.
     
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    you bitch more than bitch, you bitching bitch.