Ding Dong The Internet Lumberjack Is Dead

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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    CHANDLER, Robert Franklin Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, Va., passed away the morning of September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff. He was born September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives, and the couple gave birth to son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler; and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler. He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering. He served in the U.S. Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean Conflict. He worked for General Electric as an engineer with steels, plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for plastic molding machines, without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel. Also surviving are granddaughter, daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly, Savannah Chandler. A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memorial Gardens in Charlottesville, Va., on Monday, September 12, 2011 at 10 a.m. Memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler; and son, Christian Chandler. Obituary written by son, Christian Weston Chandler; and wife, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler.

    Well at least he got to see his son come out of he closet and become a full blown tranny, Pay your respects

    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/ti...aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539630
     
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    Tl;dr

    Even if I had read it I seriously doubt It would have been worth it.
     
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    Chris-chan is one step closer to living on his own / in a home.
    Man, life is not going to be kind to that guy once he's pried and shook loose from his dead father's house.
     
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    Rest in peace old man. Rest in peace.
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    Now he belongs to the ages, the greater ages before the days of 30 year old transvestite manchildren.
     
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    i really would like to see Chris live without the safety net of his geriatric mother and billions of cats.
    should make it into a reality TV show.

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    Chris in the grip of starvation has eaten all the cats.
     
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    I'm sure he'll be much happier, now that he doesn't have to deal with his useless little shit of a son.
     
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    but now he will be remembered as the guy with the tranny closet mo retarded manchild.
     
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    Poor guy. In his final moments, he watched his son turn into a gigantic retarded faggot. Even worse, he gets to go to the afterlife and tell people his son. was Chris-Chan. I actually feel kinda bad for ole Bob. Looks like he had a fairly productive life.
     
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    I really want to act shocked and surprised over this but I really can't.

    I was really hoping Barb would die from fat before Bob dropped dead, that way he could kick his lazy drag queen of a son to the curb and make him get his own life. What a shame.

    I wonder how Chris is going to react to this? A passing reference in his next video as he calls out his trolls and demands apologizes from all the people who wronged him? A new fursona for his shitty comic and its eventual resurrection?
     
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    bob you racist homophobic son bitch. May you rest in peace. You had a lousy son, but you tried you're best.
     
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    Right? How fucking trashy can you get? "Instead of sending us proper memorials, send me and my snorlax cash so we don't have to change our ways".

    This could go 2 ways. A). Shit gets funnier. or B). Chris gets put into a special "home".

    Technically they're BOTH pretty funny.
     
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    How long do you think he would last in a home?
     
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    In a NICE one where they'd probably initially send him? Several weeks, at the most.




    But the cheap state run homes in Virginia? He'd be there forever, and he'd be one miserable sonuvabitch.
     
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    sounds about right.
    will they let him keep JUUULLAAAYYY!
     
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    Heeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll no. The cheap state homes, where he will inevitably end up, is basically prison. Ever seen "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"? Virginia still runs mental facilities with whips.

    Nice, fancy homes for the mentally disabled have private rooms and stuff. He'd get away with having a plastic fuck doll for sure.
     
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    might have to go watch "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest"
    my mum had to go to a state home (self harm and so on) still were practicing EST and had brutal living conditions.
     
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    I'd feel bad for anyone that gets sent to a state home.

    ...but I'd PAY to have a CCTV of chris-chan in one.
     
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    can't be as bad as Jersey Shore?
     
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    He's not crazy enough for the poor homes. Not rich enough for the fancy ones.
     
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    In Virginia, it's one or the other.
     
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    Rest well, oh Lumberjack. Your legacy remains in shaped plastic goods of all makes and a super retard who carries your name and genes, who will go on to represent your family name. Rest well.
     
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    Chris-Chan will never reproduce, so he can RIP.
     
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    Hey!
    there is always unprotected rape.
     
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    I would imagine in that event that everyone would throw a fundraiser to get her an abortion.
    chris might turn into that other weirdo who stalked his ex and rambled on about how it was his right to stop the abortion.
     
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    No no no thats not whats gunna happen, CWC will abduct a 13 year old girl when snorlax dies and raep her in his basement causing her to give birth to the antichrist in 2012