Did you guys ever sing that 'The cat came back' song in kindergarten?

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    You know the one that goes like, "the cat came back, the very next day, hey hey, hey hey."

    The more I think back about the more I realize that song is fucked up and the people who made me sing it were fucked up.

    For people who don't know the song, its basically about a farmer who's trying to get rid of a cat, so he pays a little boy to drown it but the boy ends up drowning and they never find his body.

    Then the farmer pays some crazy hillbilly to blow the shit up with dynamite but then all they ever find is bits and pieces of the hillybilly.

    And the cat came back, the very next day. Hey, hey.

    Am I the only person who thinks this is some fucked up shit to teach 4 year olds?
     
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    I think it is very good that this kind of stuff is told / sung to little children. There is also that one fairy tale with the witch in an oven and another one where the witch gets rolled down a hill inside of a barrel. With nails hit through the barrel, pointy end inside the barrel together with witch.

    Teaches the kids that the world ain't all pretty and nice (And motherfucking ponies!!).

    Think about what a good dose of fairy tales in the evening could have worked against the global idiot infestation we have.
     
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    Not sure about the second one but the witch/oven tale is Hansel & Gretel



    Oven scene at 8:10
     
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    Yep, didn't name Hänsel und Gretel because I thought it's too obvious, but I grew up with this stuff.
    The second one is The White Bride and The Black One http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Bride_and_the_Black_One
    Correction: Stepmother and her daughter in a barrel studded with nails getting pulled away by a horse.
    Although it's well possible that there is another myth with a witch and the barrel rolling down a hill.
     
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    This is what we sang in kindergarten.
     
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    This is the "cat came back" song we sing in Oz

     
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    This only makes me hate australia more than I already do. You can't even do comedic folk right...
     
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    Someone please create a new thread titled "Pls tell me why australia fails so hard?"
     
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    :la::la::la:We thought he was a goner :la::la::la:
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    Yeah i remember that one. It comes from the Negro tradition, so of course it is edgy as fuck.
     
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    I still have nightmares about this...
     
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    In kindergarten in 2004... so you are in your mid-teens now?
     
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    HAHAHA YESSSS but that was like 1997
    Did you sing pumpkin jack at Halloween too? lol
     
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    I dont remember...how does it go?