Did you faggots know that Jesus died for your sins?

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  1. Reverend Lulzcraft

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    I noticed that @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 recently made some posts supporting Christianity, and not long after I had a discussion via private messages in which @Call me Tim explained his faith to me in detail.

    I figured that if those two are Christians, there must be more here as well. Tim told me that he didn't feel like EDF was an appropriate place to discuss his faith openly, and that he was ashamed, but I figured that maybe others here also felt the same?

    I myself was raised as a strong Pentecostal, and I still attend church every Sunday.

    Talk about Muslims and Jews are all over EDF, but do we have any Christians here?
     
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    So he said he didn't feel comfortable talking about it openly, so you go ahead and make a thread about him being a Christian

    Ok
     
  3. Reverend Lulzcraft

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    I just wanted him to be more comfortable. Perhaps there are others here?
     
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    Everyone on ED has the right to believe whatever they want

    Everyone on ED also has the right to judge people on their beliefs in any way they want


    I personally was born into the Welsh Protestant church but i dont have any beliefs of my own

    I am however open to believing in something if it was proven in front of my own eyes
     
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    Cool, ED has a bill of rights now, it should go in a sticky. I wouldn't judge anyone, though.

    You don't have any beliefs at all?
     
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    Have you ever had your beliefs verified in any way?
     
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    I also don't have any beliefs. I find that any time I begin to believe something, it turns out to be a lie, or cannot be proven as an ultimate truth. Nowadays, if anything presents itself as truth, I'm suspicious.

    As a kid, I was told that Christianity was true.

    Got a little older, realized it was a lie, and became more of a materialistic atheist.

    That was also a lie, once I found occultism. But, nope, the people at the bottom of those groups are just deluded by the people at the top, and the people at the top also don't have any idea what the hell they're doing; they just do it bigger.

    Now everybody's talking about quantum mechanics and biochemistry and the astral plane and all this, and I'm suspicious.

    I'm an evangelical nihilist. I actively believe in nothing, and I like to recruit.
     
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  8. Reverend Lulzcraft

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    Other than my super-strong Pentacostal faith, of course.
     
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    I'm a mormon. I wear funny underpants.
     
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  10. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Pentacostals are uptight bores who hate fun, and everything related to it.
    Here's a good anglican joke about the Pentacostals "Why does the pentacostal church forbide sex standing up?


    Because it leads to dancing."

    They're known in other denominations as "Red headed retarded stepkids of the Reformation"

    I'm a protestant raised by a catholic father who converted because he wanted to listen to Black Sabbath in his basement and couldn't speak latin so he couldn't understand the mass.

    Leaving the Catholic church and not tucking in his shirt tails was his big rebellion. His older brother enlisted in 'Nam, it was a hard act to follow.
     
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  11. Reverend Lulzcraft

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    Honestly, if I had to pick one group of Christians to like (and I don't), it would be Catholics.

    Always drinking booze and popping pills, don't follow their own rules most of the time, the architecture is dope as fuck, and cemeteries just don't get any better.
     
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    Your theological knowledge of my father's faith is astounding. Tell me more of this "dope as fuck" architecture and "cemeteries".
     
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    The cemeteries are my favorite part. Filled with statues, trees planted in just the right places, all kinds of cute little monuments to the ten commandments and the Virgin Mary, and the sections with tombstones from the 1800's and 1900's are BEAUTIFUL.

    If you've never dropped DPH in a Catholic cemetery in the middle of the night... you're probably lucky. I don't know why I did that.

    But if you've never smoked weed in a Catholic cemetery in the middle of the night, you're missing out.

    Watch out for those redneck cops tho, they don't fuck around.

    The dope as fuck architecture is just dope as fuck. But remember not to toke during mass, no matter how trippy the glass and the statues are.

    That's all I care about Christianity. Fuck theology.
     
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    as someone who has "toked up" and also had a good screw in a cemetary i can tell you you're missing the best part of it all: the grass is very soft and there are no thistles or briars that interrupt hump time.

    And almost all denominations of christianity have graveyards like u described, except, i think pentacostals. And shakers, but we don't talk about them, cuz they're nutso.
     
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    I was raised as a Calvinist, and I also got a good deal of Buddhist influences, but I don't really have a specific faith today. I'm open to almost any kind of religion just out of curiosity. Too bad their loudest voices are almost always retards.

    Atheists tend to annoy the fuck out of me. Their smug attitude is more offensive than any pedo priest or muslim suicide bomber.
     
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    I'm atheist. Anything immaterial doesn't exist by definition.
     
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    I'm an atheist from a Catholic mother and a father whose main religion was Johnny Walker and beating me, but I like Christmas and Easter as holidays, and won't be a smug asshole around Christians. I'd rather live near a chirch than a Mosque.
    The Chinese had the right idea, not giving a shit about religion one way or the other and creating state interpretations of each major religion and letting people practice freely within it. No outside interference from Mecca, the Vatican, or the Dalai Lama allowed.
     
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    Everyone but me in here is a Christian. Only Christians (and arguably, Jews) could invest so much time in shitposting about Muslims.
     
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    Nope, we're jews.
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    We conference every month or so to count our interests and discuss how to tease muslims.
     
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    The goyim knows.
     
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    Explain how you came to the conclusion that atheism is a lie. I'm interested.
     
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    I was being serious, but okay whatever...
     
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    So was I, sort of. People re-embracing religion is a sign of the brain not processing information correctly or not processing information at all.
     
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    was born christian, Church of Gawd (read: cult with a steeple). when i realized they were full of shit, poked around the various pagan beliefs only to find they were all retarded as well. these days, my religion is "i dont give a fuck"
     
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    Jesus died for his own sins, not mine.
     
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    I grew up atheist, joined Jesus & Pals (without denomination) as a crutch for a few years of hardship, then returned to atheism.

    I don't have spiritual beliefs, but I came upon a very simple philosophy: knowledge is sacred, the only divine.
     
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    Religious people are at the peak of human stupidity, and thats coming from a guy who can't multiply single digits together
     
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    I would argue that it depends on the religion. That is, the degree of retardation involved.

    Pentecostals? Total fools, no better than a cult.

    Methodists? Don't be dastardly and show up for church most of the time.

    I can see a reasonable person being raised into a mild faith. Religious fervor of any stripe, however, is beyond me.