DIAF Enema Thread

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  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Greetings all, while examining Dieinafire's posting record, I have discovered that her posting has been severely affected by a large buildup of fecal matter in her colon. I think her posting will drastically improve if she is given an enema. In this thread, people will suggest liquids that DIAF can use to cleanse herself. To each suggestion, DIAF must respond with at least one paragraph and an image expressing how she would feel having said liquid in her butthole.

    The most discussed liquids will later be compiled into a poll, the winner of which DIAF will actually use to irrigate her colon.

    Ok people, lets go go medical science.
     
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    Lets start with the obvious: Coffee.
     
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    don't bother,she wont respond.
    she is to busy jacking off to underaged cartoon porn.

    we need hershel in this thread.
     
  4. PerfectlyNormal

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    Luke warm water, then battery acid.
     
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    good, keep going.
     
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    This definitely isn't going to go anywhere near as well as you'd hoped.
     
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    Its early in the morning. Give it time poopie.
     
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    whatever that shit is Trixie puts up her vag to cause all those miscarriages
     
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    I suspect that heroin is only 1% of the total makeup of the stuff. I mean, it's killed A LOT of babies in that ghoulish concentration womb. Preliminary tests indicate dire levels of stomach acid and whatever chemical is responsible for making deep freezers cold. Like I said, it's killed a lot of babies.
     
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    Jack Osborne used to give himself Coffee enemas.
    you'd think thats crazy, but just remember who he is related to.
     
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    Stay on topic foo, suggest another liquid
     
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    What is that supposed to achieve? Having diarrhea for 36 hours?
     
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    The mulched up remains of the Ponies from My Little Pony.
    Only because i don't like My Little Pony.
    He is a fucking Osborne.
    No one in that family is normal.
     
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    cleansing and energy.
     
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    Now that you mention it, I AM feeling kind of dirty and tired......
     
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    Enemas for one and all
     
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    Uhh, water?
     
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    I must add that if DIAF does not respond in a complete and timely manner, she will be hunted down and given all the enemas simultaneously.
     
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    wat is dis i do not see?
     
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    You understand pefectly well, DIAF, RECITE!
     
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    I am confused.
    What is the meaning of this?
     
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    Ah what a mystery...
     
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    read the first post, its really quite self explanatory.
     
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    yes hello i like the emema fetish porn

    i am do it with my wife
     
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    you owe us a paragraph + image on how you would feel about each suggested liquid in your anus.