Desenka Ugorivovich the Final Arbiter of ill-omened non-aggresion against Fasdanians

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Do you support the independece movent in Fasdania?

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  2. No.

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  3. Unsure.

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  4. Fasdanai is not a real country unlike Bukovina and Fersalka.

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    Ron "The Don" McDonald: The McDonald family has always been one of affluence and respect. Embarasment was something they tried to avoid at all costs. So it was no surprise that when McDonald Senior discovered that his son was more interested in pursuing a career as a circus clown, than running the family buisness, he disowned him. With nowhere to go he tried to live his dream as a clown, but was frustrated every time. He just wasn't that good. Down on his luck and in serious need of money he turned to organized crime. The lessons as a business leader his father had forced him to take were not wasted, and he quickly began to climb up the ladder. After a while he realized he wanted to be a clown not because he wanted others to laugh, but because he wanted to be funny. As long as he thought it was funny it was alright. He had a great laugh when the previous Don suffered a comic gatric bypass accident, and never recovered leaving McDonald to take full control. His subordinates describe him as an excellent leader, but with a quirk for hiring strange and otherwise unhirable folk who actually get the job done, and for always appearing as a clown. The only person who has seen him bare is his mistress birdie, and the silent, stern but loyal Grimace, his personal bodyguard
     
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    fuck you Rev
     
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    Grimace came from a rough background and paid his dues on the streets. For years, and what felt like an eternity for him, he was collecting protection money from local non-franchise hamburger shops. His big break occurred when he won what was known behind-the-scenes as the Monopoly Giveaway and was bestowed with the high ranking position of personal bodyguard. His demons followed him up the ranks, and his battles with alcohol and cocaine addiction are well noted. While these vices did inhibit his reliability, he was still a feared and respected cog in the criminal enterprise. His drug fueled expedition would soon come to haunt him. On one fated night, Grimace was watching over Birdie. He went to the restroom to wash up, and when he returned, he had found that Birdie found his stash of blow and had already put half of it up her nose. Grimace stormed out of the room irate, abandoning his post. Later that night, Birdie was kidnapped by known bigot Colonel Sanders as she was hailing a taxi.
     
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    Excellent.
    Robert "Jack In The" Box: Robert Box was your typical American man. House. Wife. A child. He was sucessful in all enterprises he undertook. That was until the traffic accident that changed everything. He was in a coma for two months and when he woke up he was a different thing. He went home sure enough, but in the middle of the night the cravings for something different. By morning the police would have found another homeless person, taken apart and splattered all over the hot pavement. A real hot mess. Things kept falling apart at home. So he burned down the family, the home, and the life of Robert Box. Jack was in town. He found his talent useful in the criminal enterprise of Don McDonald. Whenever he someone out of the way, Jack was his man. Many in the organization don't trust Jack, and the Don knows this. He's kept on a short leash, that is let go when a dirty job needs to get done. Like a loyal dog Jack returns. He has enough sense to not bite the hand that feeds him, for now.
     
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    B.K. "The King": Born Bernard Kipling, he was known as a child for taking risks that often led to high rewards. As a young adult, he continued this trend, often winning big at the casinos. His luck was about to run out. Tired of losing profits the casinos sent some hit men to rub him out. On the run, he often only escaped by the skin of his teeth. After a month he received a notice that the Don wanted to see him. He went, and he was put in charge of all gambling operations, so he could win big against the customers. He's a freewheeling spirit who is often seen with a smile on his face. He likes good whores and partying hard. He has probably tried almost all drugs under the sun. The only who may come close is Carlito.
     
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    "Wendy" Gwendolen Thomas: Heir of a vast industrial apparatus, she controls her workers and other companies through pressure. Wendy was raised as a refined Victorian lady as her great-grandfather, the founder J.G. Thomas, mandated of all of his female descendants. That wasn't too bad. The terrible things were the rapes by her own father, and grandfather. To avoid these terrible things she tried to stay in school or away from home as often. It was in the refined ladies finishing school that she discovered that a woman's caress was more to her liking than a man's rough grabs. When she was engaged to be married to a pig, she killed him and made it look like an accident. Same thing happened to the second and third men. Unfortunate accidents. Indeed her own father had a car accident, and the grandfather overdosed on viagra by accident. Don McDonald noticed the peculiarities of these accidents and made the investigations surrounding these incidents go away. In exchange, Wendy agreed to use her pressure to influence goverment, and other agencies in a way that was favorable to the McDonald's enterprise. Wendy has a great respect for the Don, but she will only allow other females to be close to her. She seems cold and distant, intelligent, but does not possess a scheming mind. She does not betray those she trusts. If you were one of her close friends, she would seem like a lonely person who rarely smiles but laughs when hearing a 100 year-old jokes. Passionate in bed (at least according to Birdie), she also has an anger that can burn everything down. When a tempered response is called for, Don D. prefers to employ more subtle employees.
     
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    ^ this is probably magnum
     
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    I say it's Aroukar. He did the same countdown for Rev.

    By the way... it worked. Rev pulled a Skyler just as it was finishing. Like whoa.
     
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    "The Colonel" Sanderson: Retired Army Colonel Harland D. Sanderson. He is a divisive figure. To his admirers he is a war hero, and a politician who believes in the restoration of America through no-nonsense lawmaking. To his detractors he is a war criminal who slaughtered many thousands of innocents, and a shrewed politician who promotes racism. In truth neither of these descriptions would be accepted by the man hiself. He was in the war and many people died, but thats hardly his falt; it was a war after all. As for being a raxcist, well he doesn't think too unkindly of black folk, its just that he says the things that get him elected to important offices. This tactic has worked. He has been elected Governor of Kentucky 3 times, and been a Senator of America for 5 terms. He also had a promising Presidential campaign, until the Fried Chicken Scandal came to light. As such he has a lot of pull in the government. Need to get a Presidential pardon, he gets it. Safe asylum, he gets it. As such his abilities are quite useful to the McDonald crime family. He is witty, and his favorite authors are Mark Twain, and Walt Whitman, quoting often from both. He enjoys leisurely card games, and driving his antique Model T. He gets along quite well with Grimace, completely shattering any illusion of bigotry he might have.
     
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    What happened?
     
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    90 days happened. Pour a 40 in remembrance. @Argent
     
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    no he's still around
     
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    "Papa" John: John Schnatter is a perfectionist. He dosnt like mistakes. As a capote he feels it is responsibility to punish the made men under him for any mistakes. Sometimes that means getting beaten, or not getting paid. In the worst cases, a forced retirement. He is a cruel man who smiles under any circumstances. Not much is known about his personal life. He's married has kids, and enjoys driving his 1973 Camaro at high speed in the middle of the night on deserted highways.Anybody who gets too close is missing the next day. Aware of this, Don McD's relationship with John is a strictly professional one.
     
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    Expos--->a good orphan Jays--->a spoiled rich chunky child
     
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    ^ dafuq?!
     
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    all will remember rev 4 his shenaniegsn
     
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    You spoony bard!
     
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    I have killed the Green Ghost.
     
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    Why can I see your name? BMO why did you post this?
     
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    @BMO Who are you? No no. That's not the right question. What are you? Answer Me!