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  1. lulzyer

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    Making Tacos (deep frying corn tortillas for 20 seconds to get the perfect ammount of crunch) with Ground Beef/chorizo mix, a side of White Rice and drinking Ice cold Hawaiin Punch
    - 30mg of vicodin

    Watching the Saints/Lions game with the wife (she's a football fan) and surfing ED.

    SUP BROS, this is how i am going to feel in about 30 minutes:[​IMG]
     
  2. skylerconcarne

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    It's 7:28 pm. So it's not really night yet for me. Probably get drunk and get my dick wet.
     
  3. Seku

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  4. lulzyer

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    Attorney at lol

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    I have never tried it, but have fun!
     
  5. swishy

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    idk probably drawing more naked chicks, watching movies on Netflix then perhaps getting laid
     
  6. lulzyer

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    i'll be looking at naked chicks on the internet and maybe watching Netflix as well. Wont be getting laid since the wife has the womanly appointment they have to have every year on tuesday, so she cant have any penis for 5 days before. BAH
     
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    What kind of appointment is that, I hope I never have one :(
     
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    That's fucking crazy. My bitch has her pap smear on Tuesday too.
     
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    I'm gonna go out, get drugs, get fucked, go to the dollar store and buy the goods to finish up some new Functional Autism models I've been working on - including the Uniter of the Wastes, a 4-armed, Indian inspired Aryan God who unites the rival tribes of the centaur Kralakarians, the tentacled blue Xananites, and the red coloured Blood Eater tribe of common mutants - and also the previous diety of the Xananites, a hovering Buddha-looking thing that sports an atom bomb for its belly, and is bedecked in fabulous engravings and icons of death.
     
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    Do you seriously have to not have sex five days before a pap smear, that is weird
     
  11. lulzyer

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    That is what her doctor told her, so it doesnt mess up the cells in there so it doesnt get a weird reading. Its complicated down there for women
     
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    everyone who mentions sex in these posts are all obvious virgins.
     
  13. lulzyer

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    that sounds pretty cool, post pics when done
     
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    :( Caught me.
     
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    Talk to you faggots.

    Fap.

    Vidja?

    Sleep.
     
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    EDF, weed, porn, fap, cigarettes, homestuckery, and EDF again.
     
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    Took a shower
    Went jogging
    Took another shower
    Baked cake and cookies
    Applied frosting and sprinkles on the cake
    Ate a bit of cake
    Took a third shower
     
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    You better take pictures of that mofo.

    as for me.
    Browse EDF2, eat, probably play some skyrim and sleep.
     
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    MGS4 marathon. Then, hopefully, I'll have the proper items to attempt that Big Boss emblem.

    After that, imma play the shit out of GTA4. I'm going to play Niko Bellic and pretend to be a super vigilante. I was inspired by that movie Person Of Interest. I'll be like a super armed, psychotic, Serbian Batman. (That seems a bit redundant. Perhaps I should've just written Serbian Batman?)
     
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    I always posted pics before but people never expressed any interest in them... but that hasn't stopped me. I just admitted to myself / everyone else how handicapped my hobby of basically dissecting army men is and them encasing them in epoxy putty...

    What I'll do is, I'll post a TON of my old pics, and when I get the new guys doneish (not for another week+) I'll post them, because the new generation of models is sick. The old generation isn't nearly as good. The original models were basically just lazy paint jobs upon army men. And most of the models aren't even painted - if they are, it's just a really basic colour scheme, using 1-2 layers, instead of the normal 8-13.

    Here's some until I get the new, way more awesome ones posted. Old members will remember these:

    PRE UNION DOOM BALL!
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    INDENTURED SLOMANIAN SALAVAGE CREWMAN
    (they go through the waste and debris post battle, killing the survivors, reaping the junk that can be recycled. They hail from a Poland-like nation which originally opposed the empire, Slomania.
    PS. his weapon is a bolt action, large bore shovel gun!)

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    SLOMANIAN URBAN WAR WALKER
    (note: this pic is really out of date - the entire top part of the mech has been altered a lot.
    Note: its legs are made from spray bottle handles. See the army man for size ref)

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    COWBOY / OUTLANDER HEROS PROSPECTOR (IN ALL BLACK) AND AN ALPINE SNIPER:

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    UNION TRENCH DOG:

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    UNION SERVO CRANE W/ HUGE MORTAR:

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    OUTLAND GOLEM (PROTECTOR UNIT):

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    WASTELAND ALIGNED ARYAN HERO:

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    GREEN MUTANT SHAMAN THUNDER RIDER!

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    UNION 'WOLVERINE' WAR WALKER:

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    UNION 'GREAT BEAR' WAR WALKER / COUNTER BATTERY FIGHTING VEHICLE:

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    WATELANDER MOTHER FIGURE (HEALER):

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    WASTELAND MUTANT SHAMN / BONE PLANQUIN:

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    these are actually pretty cool, post more!
     
  22. Doakes

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    i am still hungover soooo
    1. chillwave playing softly in the background
    2. lying on couch in pain
     
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    What i do every night,pinky.

    I wake up in the morning,eat,go on EDF,go to works,go on EDF at work,come back home,feel depressed,take a shower and go to sleep.
     
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    Silently waiting for the new semester to start. I'm not that fond of school, but there is absolutely nothing and no one to do here.
     
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    1. Fap/EDF2
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    Well, it's afternoon here now, but last night I went to Cologne (the city, you dumbass, not that expensive booze comes in small fancy-ass bottles) to visit an old friend of mine. We got high and played video games for hours, then went out to some kebap place to have some filthy turkish meat with pita bread, then met some other guys at a pub (it was around 5 a.m. by this point) and got drunk on Kölsch beer and Strothmann's rye liquor (a combination called a "Herrengedeck" (=Gentlemen's menu)).

    We then went back to his place and I noticed I had not brought my air matress so I had to sleep on the floor with only my sleeping bag as bedding. I'm still sore.
     
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    I saw some creepy shit in MGS4. When you're following the resistance member through the (first) sewers you can see heads popping out of the crevices in the distance if you've got infrared on.
     
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    Last night, let's see... I got on EDF2 for a bit, then played the two most recent campaigns in L4D2 with my bf and his friend, which took forever because they kept screwing around and dying. Then I ate cornflakes with milk and got back on EDF2. Then I played The Binding of Isaac until I got tired of taking half a heart of damage in the basement rendering my attempt to gain the achievement to take no damage in the basement void, which was about three hours later. Then I washed up and went to bed.
     
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    The Prophet (my bff) just got out of the mental hospital for his third visit. He says you can eat pretty much as often as you want in a mental hospital (he was there for 9 days, ate 5 meals a day) and live like a king. He said this was the scariest hospital he has been to yet. He had to act crazier than all the other patients so they wouldn't bother him, but that kept him in there for a few days longer. He finally implimented a plan we have been talking about for months in which when he is accused of being crazy he responds "You think I'm crazy just because I'm bisexual" (because who really understands the gays)? We then smoked some weed, shared two beers, talked about our screenplay, and then watched half of pulp fiction. I then went home and finished the night with some skyrim.
     
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    I just looked it up. It turns out what I saw were those mini-gekkos that ambush you near the end of the stage.

    That sounds like a plot to a porno, TBH.