Derp Drone Damages Destroyer

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    A ROGUE drone has beaten the defences of the United States Navy's most advanced antimissile cruiser, slamming into the ship and wounding two crew.
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    I know it was a Cruiser, but Destroyer works better for the headline.
     
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    I bet it was @tokumei trying to tune in bootleg Tijuana hentai animes that caused the malfunction.
     
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    You had one job Joe, one job!
     
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    This sounds like the best idea ever. We didn't know if it would actually stop missiles, so we fired a fake one at it.

    Looks like it's back to the very expensive drawing board known to the government as a shipyard.
     
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    All I read was: American ships are utterly vulnerable to a barrage of cruise missiles. Which has been known for a while now, methinks.
     
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    Is that guy covering it up with particleboard, like some hurricane prepper?

    That's really funny for some reason.
     
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