Demi Moore goes into convulsions after smoking "something". Internet lols.

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  1. zaiger

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    I love it when celebrities fall apart. Why would she smoking incense though? Sounds like salvia to me. People tend to have a psychotic reaction when they take salvia. If you search YouTube for people smoking salvia you will see them rolling on the floor completely unaware of themselves, for like 5 minutes, then they're fine. Sounds a lot like what's going on here.

    Either way, she needs new friends.
     
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    Heard this call on the morning news programs n shit.
    sounds more like she was smoking K2 Diamond spice or something along those lines,
    i stopped using that shit a long time ago, i am not a big intoxicant person anymore, my year of trying drugs is finished.
     
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    Apparently, she did Saint Elmo's Fire HIGH OFF HER ASS. Also, she is a super rich celebrity who smokes spice and nitrous oxide? I thought that was only reserved for washed up members of "Jackass."
     
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    They knew what she was taking
     
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    Oh spice lol ok. I guess I am getting old, I can't keep up with these new spices and bath salts and butt hash that kids are getting high off of these days.
     
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    Some people smoke their own dried out shit to get high or so i have heard.
     
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    I hear jenkem is great you should try it. Perhaps your furry BF will let you take a hit right out his pipe.
     
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    That's the good shit! the real AMber Buttrum right there!
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    Shhh, furry. Don't derail Demi, dick.
    demi-moore-whip-it-photo.
     
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    Now that's a new development, only yesterday I read she had supposedly OD'd on whip-its (smell the bullshit!) but I was skeptical on that one anyway (who the fuck still does whip-its?).

    Salvia makes sense symptoms-wise. But damn, Salvia? If I were that rich, it'd be 100% pure Colombian all the way.
     
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    Maybe it was a botched suicide attempt. Her brain finally realized the cognitive dissonance of actually having married ashton kutcher.
     
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    On secons thought, I doubt a Salvia high would have been long enough to outlast the apparently lenghty 911-call and the time it took the ambulance to get there. My theory is that it was some sort of snythetic cannabis mixed with Adderall or some shit. Sources tell me that can have some bad effects.

    Of course, maybe she was just smoking some black dick. White women get convulsions from that all the time, understandably.
     
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    I just had to buy my dad some of that today because he was too embarrassed to ask for it.
     
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    What was spice for in Dune? did they take it and get fucked the shit up?
    because if so, sci-fi has become reality, people buy spice incense and smoke it and end up on the nightly news like Demi Moore more or less.

    @zaiger don't feel like an old fag because you don't know the names of semi legal drugs people take these days, nobody can really keep track of every single substance people stuff in a bong for their own amusement.
     
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    spice expanded your mind and your lifespan drastically, but had addictive properties. Also, shittons of spice were needed for the people who psycchically ccontrolled trans-light speed travel.
     
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    Soooooooo.... in other words, it's like weed?
     
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