Delicious grilled dog recipe

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    They're going to char the meat doing that
     
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    i wonder how dog tastes like. never tried it.
     
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    If your dog ever goes missing, first check the Korean markets and restaurants in your area, THEN look to the pounds and animal shelters.
     
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    In Somalia we do not like dogs, they are evil spirits. Praise Allah that this evil spirit was returned to the fire from where it came.
     
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    According to the book "Strange Foods" by Jerry Hopkins, dog meat tastes like extremely greasy beef. I would like to try it with my neighbor's pit bull, hopefully it will get run over by something in the neighborhood, I'll be able to take the body home before the vultures get it, Animal Control gets it or the owner buries it, I plan to make African-style biltong and some nice steaks from the meat, liverwurst from the liver and meat scraps, and to fry the brain with scrambled eggs... not all eaten at once though.
     
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    I went to Malaysia for a holiday and got to eat Dog meat skewers.
    Strange Foods is right on the money, it does taste like greasy beef.
     
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    Cool... any idea what werejohncandy meat tastes like?
     
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    Like shit and crazy.
    If i made it to Malaysia sooner i'd have been able to get some deep fried crickets.
    hmmmmm crickets.
     
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    I hear that they eat dragonflies in Malaysia... has to be better than eating dirt or eating shit... or eating Mariana for that matter...
     
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    Dragonflies are supposed to be really nice deep fried in chilli oil.
    Dog on the other hand is very chewy (but that could have been how it was cooked) and tasted like really cheap beef, not very nice.
    i can understand why places like Malaysia would eat dog since real beef would be hard to come by, plus factors like poverty.
     
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    I might actually like the dragonflies... dog meat would have to be very heavily processed (like salami, Slim Jims or habanero-seasoned jerky) or heavily spiced to be edible for me, and I don't know how much of Mariana the Werejohncandy could pass for being edible versus being gristle, fat and breast tissue...
     
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    You should try alligator, you can get it anywhere in the u.s where there's a shit ton of them. Shit tastes like chicken.
     
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    Rattle snake kinda has a texture of fish, but really doesn't taste like anything because its pretty bland.
     
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    Anyone here ever try musk ox? It tastes like a road-killed cow that a wolverine has had its way with, sprayed with musk, bled out and left to rot...