Deities You Worship

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    Simply because he is badass.
     
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    I would say that I worship the Great Priest Cthulhu. But I'ma go ahead and say I worship Frankie Boyle as he is ED in human form.
     
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    Zalgo, Nezperdian Hivemind of Chaos.
    He who is without eyes or shape.
     
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    Charles Darwin is my God/Allah and Richard Dawkins is Jesus/Mohammad.
     
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    They are pretty cool god heads as well.

    Ever use the pope?
     
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    Richard Dawkins is alive, therefore he is living proof of one of our deities.. Kiss my ass Christians.
     
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    I never used the pope either . I am kind of scared that such a potent source of stupid would colapse my mind.[​IMG]
     
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    he hides his crackpipe in his collar just like bling bling and had an alien abduction just like bling bling
     
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    Post pic
     
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    What? No one posted flying spaghetti monster yet? Because you know... making up a fake religion to make fun of real religions is so original/funny/edgy.
     
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    I'm guessing he's on the GOP ticket?
     
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    I worship Jesus Christ's teaching <3
     
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    Obviously you are a devout Christian. Do unto others...?

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    I think hes a write in this year.
     
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    Narasimha, Vishnu's most puuurfect avatar.

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    Pancake Buddha, enlightedly delicious.
     
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    Who wouldnt want to yiff the god of wisdom ,and the devil.
     
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