Defrauding bank/credit card

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  1. SomeIdiot

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    is it possible to say

    open up a business on paper , pay yourself high amounts to build up a history of high deposits

    go to banks and get a credit cards in like crazy high amounts

    withdraw the monies and flee

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    this inst for me bty

    its for someone who isnt me
     
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    The "withdraw money" in "crazy amounts" part of your plan might not be possible.
     
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    you can always buy gold or something like that that u can sell easily
     
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    You misunderstood me. The banks will immediately block any transactions as soon as they notice something odd.
     
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    Pay yourself with what money? It's not like you can just scribble a salary on a piece of paper and turn it into a creditor hoping they buy your bullshit story. You're better off attempting insurance fraud.
     
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    pay yourself money that u have in your business account , also money you with drew from your cc
     
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    why would it be odd tho? its your credit , if your limit is 5k why wouldnt u b able to use it
     
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    like what do u mean uber ? like staged accidents
     
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    Pretty much. There was a guy who opened a restaurant next to my office. Storefront, big glass windows. One week before the grand opening, a car drove through it. Guy never opened the restaurant, got paid about 150k, and left the country.
     
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    Reservations around the area, Indians can make cars vanish so to speak.
     
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    i guess a commercial type operation would be a much more worthwhile thing 2 do then lets say throw yourself into a moving car or reversing into someone on the hiway

    there was a persian rig gallery that caught fire here and and collected insurance , i thought that was genious as the insurance investigator prolly couldnt tell the difference between a burnt 30 000 persian rug and one that was made in china and only cost 30 bux

    a lot of theres type of third world people r pulling scams here in canada , arabs tamils n shit
     
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    and you're surprised by this? arabs are the lowest of the low. I hate those camel fucking wastes of oxygen almost as much as gypsies and chinks.
     
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