Death Row Inmate Trolls Society

Discussion in 'News' started by MrGask, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. MrGask

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    This man is my hero.

    Sausage: http://news.yahoo.com/north-carolina-death-row-inmate-writes-letter-life-152637993--abc-news.html
     
  2. zaiger

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    Wow this guy is humble.
     
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    In other words "please kill me. I hate my life."
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Murder isn't the worst of (legal) fates. Living in solitary confinement for the rest of your life is the worst of (legal) fates.
     
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    Agreed. This guy sounds like he's 'round about begging to be killed.
     
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    Living the dream?
     
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    We all should write to this guy exclaiming our unending love for him because of his 1337 IRL trolling skills
     
  8. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Denial. Clear as glass.
     
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    When I look at the American legal system, it does seem like a sham. We're not doing something right when people like him have just as many liberties as a free man.
    I'm not usually one to vouch for the death penalty, but what good is it if we have it if we never put it into action?
     
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    WELL FUCK I WONT MAKE HIM A SANDWICH ANYTIME SOON.
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  11. Allele

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    Holy shit, guy is epic.

    The next Manson or Bundy.

    Wait, never mind.
     
  12. Dildo Baggins

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    What liberties? He can't vote, come and go as he pleases,no privacy,you basicly thrown back into a kind of environment at kindergarten and treated like one. Except the people in charge of you probably hate your guts for one reason or another. When you get locked up, all that fluffy stuff like tv or AC will lose meaning fairly quickly.
     
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  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    Hm. True. Though I imagine different people are affected by the lack of freedom in different ways.
     
  15. GobbleDGook

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    Eh, he's got nothing but time to kill before he gets snuffed. Might as well troll till his last breath.
     
  16. Solution

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    Prison!? That is where they hid "the American dream", MOTHER FUCKERS! I've been working all these years when all I need to do was kill a couple of uppity bitches.
    Watch out ladies, it's pie time.
     
  17. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    That's why the black people be stealing from us.
     
  18. Solution

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    Well played niggers, well played.