DEATH OF A SALESMAN: IM BACK ON THE SMACK

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    Hi Shitpost. I've got some really important breaking news for you: I just railed a half Q and I'm in the works of trading a reliable hooker contact several packs of smokes for another P.

    Money, Success, Fame, Glamour


    It's been quite a long time since I've sunk my vampiric fangs into the neck of the good stuff. Black tar oozes from the corner of my mouth. I can write again! I'm sculpting more army man modelsin between writing this very important announcement! I am revitalized. I've King David'd the Goliath of sobriety.

    I LIVE.

    I FINALLY LIVE!!! I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR SO LONG!!!! BUT NOW I AM FULLY ALIVE!!! TOTAL. RELEASE.


    THE ECSTASY OF BLACK GOLD IS ME!!!!

     
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    UPDATE FROM MARS!
    I just hustled that charitable hussy. Instead of a p, she traded me another full Q!!! God damn, what a great day.
     
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    fuck junkies. seriously.
     
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    Are you looking to bang Flu too?
     
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    obviously i am desperate and looking to bang anyone.
     
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    While I have done it a couple of times, I have never actually paid for H. Am I to believe a Q stands for quart and a P, pint, because that seems like a lot to me.
    Be sure to astrally project down to San Francisco on the 21st December, to bring us some.
     
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    i wish p stood for PINT! that'd be ultimate, but sadly it means 'point.' it's the smallest amount a fag can get hold of. luckily for me, since im no longer physically addicted (i probably will be after tonight tho,) a point actually lasts me a day. sometimes two days! where normally it'd last about 10 minutes, for real.

    i gotta go bike riding. im so fucking high that im getting shallow lungs, which is kinda worrisome because that's the precursor to death... but i'm not afraid of death from overdose - ive almost od'd several times, and right now im just really, really high. which is why im gonna chase the dragon and then bike around town and SMOKE.

    and, hey, @hkh - come fuck me bro! i can't get my cock hard at the moment, but i'm pretty sure my asshole is numbed out, high, or asleep. it's kosher. you get the rare luxury of visiting that hilarious spot on a man's body -- i'd suggest with your tongue to start out. treat me like a high class lady, and lick me before you stick me. there's drugs in it for you.

     
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    this is EXACTLY how i feel right now (hint: AWESOME.)

     
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    sorry =/ i don't respect drug addicts.
    unless you are friendless/have no family/have no one

    then thats okay.
     
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    What terrible taste in music, try this instead.

     
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    So it's basically a fictitious amount? Does Q stand for quantity? How many CC (cubic centimeters) do these amounts convert to?

    In case you are starting the comedown.
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    I don't understand that.
    Having no friends/family/anyone else is what gives me the power NOT to do drugs.

    God... If I had to hang out with people I would shoot heroin into my eyeball just to ease my suffering.
     
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    quite possibly the most ineffective anti-drug message of all time
     
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    Drugs do have their non-recreational uses (recreational drug use is retarded, BTW) but must be heavily weighed against the long-term side-effects. Drugs, regardless of which, degrade your mind. I guess if you're not planning on using your brain when you're older (or doing something which allows for diminished mental ability) and have a lot of cash lying around then drugs are definitely for you. However, I'd prefer not having smart people use drugs as it'll impede future performance. Oh and then there's the hereditary factor to consider.
     
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    you would understand more if you ever have been around people who have drug problems or if you had one yourself.
     
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    What's it like having a corrosive substance up your nose for hours (or days) on end?
     
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    It's amazing, hence the addiction thing. You should definitely try it.
     
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    its pretty alright. depending on what it is.
    i rarely do drugs anymore doe.
     
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    dude, are you actually not aware of how many smart people use all sorts of drugs? some of the finest authors and even inventors of modern medicine have been raging opium addicts. i wont bore you with a litany of names and drugs, but all it takes is a simple google search of like "famous drug users" or something to find out how wrong, and fucking cocky your shit little belief is. it must be swell being like fresh fallen snow, so pure and so, so white... just wait till i come crashing in and do angels on you. google that too.

    edit: the only misconception about drugs that i dont like, is how "drugs make you better [at everything.] which is totally not true. all those famous drug users werent great because they did drugs - they were great by birth. but they werent less great either because they put something up their nose or dosed their blood. they just liked to party hard.
     
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    I still don't understand these P and Q measurements.
     
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    I'm aware of this. It's quite tragic that they would waste their minds on it. Who knows how much smarter (and more useful to Humanity) they could've been had they not used them?
     
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